
Michael (Andrew Garman), Delia (Isabel Mar), and Jeanie (Crystal Finn) try to enjoy a family dinner together in Anon (photo by Monique Carboni)
ANON
Newman Mills Theater
Robert W. Wilson MCC Theater Space
511 West Fifty-Second St. between Tenth & Eleventh Aves.
Tuesday – Sunday through November 1, $49-$112
mcctheater.org
As you enter the Newman Mills Theater at the Robert W. Wilson MCC Theater Space to see Anne Washburn’s Anon, the preshow playlist prepares you for what is to follow. First is Neil Young’s 2016 “Monsanto Years,” an eight-minute anticorporate screed in which the Canadian rocker and earth activist ominously declares, “You never know what the future holds.” Next is Lee Greenwood’s 1984 right-wing anthem “God Bless the U.S.A.,” in which the California-born Republican proclaims, “If tomorrow all the things were gone / I worked for all my life / And I had to start again / With just my children and my wife / I’d thank my lucky stars / To be living here today / ’Cause the flag still stands for freedom / And they can’t take that away.” Rounding out the opening trio is Kacey Musgraves’s 2018 psychedelic country hit “Slow Burn,” in which the Texas native, whose progressive views are often controversial in the traditional country music establishment, sings, “I’m alright with a slow burn / Takin’ my time, let the world turn / I’m gonna do it my way, it’ll be alright / If we burn it down and it takes all night / It’s a slow burn.”
The set, by the dots collective, is a plain, ordinary, bland room with a table and chairs at the center, bare walls, and a front door. There’s no evidence of the type of people who live there: rich or poor, Republican or Democrat, native-born American or immigrant, white, brown, or Black, Jewish, Christian, or Muslim. It’s a tabula rasa, ready for action. And action it finds.
It actually represents two houses in a San Antonio suburb, across the street from each other, one occupied by Jeanie (Crystal Finn), her husband, Michael (Andrew Garman), and their children, Delia (Izabel Mar) and the unseen Leo, the other by the newly moved-in gay couple Adam (Jeff Biehl) and Will (Jeremy Shamos). Scouring social media, Adam discovers that Jeanie spends a whole lot of time in her parked car posting right-wing conspiracy theories on TikTok. She rants, “I’ve been seeing a lot of comments and posts from folks who are really starting to freak out about the timeline: Why is Fauci still free, when will Hillary Clinton face judgement, where are the arrests, are there medbeds, and the Storm, the Storm, when is the Storm already?? And I just want to say, folks: Trust the Plan means: Trust the Plan.”
When Adam and Will put up a gay pride flag, Jeanie becomes incensed, and Will buys a gun. Welcome to America in the 2020s.

Will (Jeremy Shamos) and Adam (Jeff Biehl) go down another rabbit hole in Anon (photo by Monique Carboni)
Feverishly directed by Obie winner and Tony nominee Anne Kauffman, Anon, which the script calls “a kitchen table play,” takes its title from multiple sources, including QAnon and the anonymity that the internet can provide. The cast, led by a frenetic Finn, is fantastic, spreading throughout the political spectrum. Washburn delves not only into tolerance, freedom, and diversity but into the responsibility of parents, the needs of their children, and whether JFK Jr. is destined to become our next president. It’s a swirl of RINOs, libtards, MAGAts, online rabbit holes, and hating your neighbor, as Washburn and Kauffman create an almost too-real atmosphere in which people on opposing sides don’t actually speak to each other face-to-face. In later scenes, the two families’ lives intersect when they are in the house at the same time, although they don’t see one another.
The use of projections for texting and posting are overdone and the plot goes off on a few tangents, but Anon is a whipsmart, funny, and frightening foray into our immediate future, and it isn’t pretty. There’s also a significant amount of Shakespeare, as Delia is given a school assignment to write a soliloquy for a Bard character who doesn’t have one, a metaphor for how so many of us go on social media and deliver our own monologues, some in anonymity, some seeking to go viral.
As the third witch says in the first scene in Macbeth, “Anon!”
[Mark Rifkin is a Brooklyn-born, Manhattan-based writer; you can follow him on Substack here.]


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