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DETECTIVE DEE AND THE MYSTERY OF THE PHANTOM FLAME

Andy Lau stars as Di Renjie in Tsui Hark's impressive DETECTIVE DEE AND THE MYSTERY OF THE PHANTOM FLAME

DETECTIVE DEE AND THE MYSTERY OF THE PHANTOM FLAME (DI RENJIE) (Tsui Hark, 2010)
Angelika Film Center
18 West Houston St. at Mercer St.
Opens Friday, September 2
212-995-2570
www.angelikafilmcenter.com

During the early Tang Dynasty in the late seventh century, Wu Zetian (Carina Lau sporting some great hairdos) is about to become the first empress of China. In preparation for her ascendance to the throne, architect Shatuo (Tony Leung Ka Fai) is leading the construction of a two-hundred-foot Buddha statue with her face, a massive structure that is like its own city inside. But when people start spontaneously combusting after a pair of amulets in the statue are moved, Wu calls in Detective Dee (Andy Lau sporting some great facial hair), who has been in prison for eight years for previously opposing her, to find out who is behind the horrific deaths. Dee is teamed up with Wu’s right-hand woman, Shangguan Jing’er (Li Bingbing), and albino warrior Donglai Pei (Deng Chao) to get to the bottom of the killings, which many believe is a curse not being perpetrated by humans. As the unlikely threesome gets closer to the answers, they become enmeshed in a series of battles featuring unusual weapons and unexpected twists and turns, not knowing whom they can trust, their lives in constant danger. Nominated for the Golden Lion at the 2010 Venice Film Festival and winner of six Hong Kong Film Awards (including Tsui Hark for Best Director, Carina Lau for Best Actress, and Phil Jones for Best Visual Effects), Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame is a fun and exciting old-fashioned wuxia tale, with exciting if repetitive action scenes directed by Sammo Hung and sumptuous production design by James Chiu. The inner workings of the enormous statue is a thing of beauty that has to be seen to be believed. A mix of actual and invented characters — there really was a Judge Dee (Di Renjie), who was turned into a detective hero in a series of novels by Dutch author Robert van Gulik — the film is a thrilling historical mystery epic that could have used a little more back story but is still a return to form for Hark. Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame opens September 2 after having screened at the Tribeca Film Festival and the New York Asian Film Festival earlier this year.

SEVEN DAYS IN UTOPIA

Lucas Black and Robert Duvall hit the links in SEVEN DAYS IN UTOPIA

SEVEN DAYS IN UTOPIA (Matthew Dean Russell, 2011)
Opens Friday, September 2
www.sevendaysinutopia.com

Watching Matthew Dean Russell’s golf flick, Seven Days in Utopia, is like spending 105 minutes in a sand trap with no way out despite repeated desperate efforts to escape. Based on the book Golf’s Sacred Journey: Seven Days at the Links of Utopia by David L. Cook, Seven Days in Utopia is the unholy child of The Karate Kid and Caddyshack, an evangelical tent show disguised as a soft-hearted sports movie. Lucas Black stars as Luke Chisolm, an amateur golfer who has a major meltdown on the last hole of a qualifying tournament, then drives off the road while attempting to maneuver around a cow. He winds up on a ranch owned by former golf pro Johnny Crawford (Robert Duvall, who really should have known better) in the small, close-knit town of Utopia, Texas. Luke agrees to spend a week with Johnny, who is prepared to teach him not just about golf but about life because, well, playing the game of golf the right way puts you on the path to righteousness. Luke quickly takes a liking to a young waitress, Sarah (Deborah Ann Woll), angering Jake (Brian Geraghty), a local boy who thinks that she belongs to him. Meanwhile, Kathy Baker and Melissa Leo have no idea why their agents allowed them to take such small, insignificant roles in this tedious tale (unless their faith got the better of them too). Clichéd scene after clichéd scene leads to a big showdown on the links with real-life professional golfer K. J. Choi as T. K. Oh (get it!?), but don’t forget that Luke has his trusty Holy Bible with him to help him keep hitting that little white ball into those little cups. The film ends with one of the most jaw-droppingly embarrassing finales ever, one that involves viewers having to visit a website where they can learn more about Cook’s evangelical Sacred Journey. Seven Days in Utopia is little more than a boring, hackneyed vanity project whose ultimate mission is all too clear.

NEW YORK HELL’S KITCHEN FILM FESTIVAL

Craig Viveiros’s LOST IN ITALY is the closing-night selection of the first annual New York Hell’s Kitchen Film Festival

The Producers’ Club
358 West 44th St. between Eighth & Ninth Aves.
September 1-11, $12-$20
212-315-4743
www.newyorkhellskitchenfilmfestival.com

When we were growing up, Hell’s Kitchen was the place to go when in need of cheap booze or an even cheaper crack whore. But times have changed, and Hell’s Kitchen has transformed into a more desirable location to live, eat, and just hang out. Increasing the neighborhood’s visibility and growing connection to the arts world, the first annual Hell’s Kitchen Film Festival begins today and runs through September 11, featuring new digital works that have not had a theatrical release or been aired on television or online before. Approximately three dozen feature-length films and about one hundred shorts from around the world will be screened at the Producers’ Club on West 44th St., as well as student films, music videos, and works-in-progress. Tonight’s opening gala includes Jay Duplass’s Kevin, about Austin musician Kevin Gant, Luke Matheny’s Oscar-winning God of Love, a live performance by Gant, and a Q&A with Duplass. On Friday night, NYHKK pays tribute to legendary photographer and filmmaker Larry Clark with a special tenth anniversary retrospective gala screening of his 2002 film, Ken Park, with the director and star Tiffany Limos, who played Peaches, in attendance. The centerpiece selection (September 4) is Josh Hyde’s Peruvian drama Postales, followed by a Q&A with the filmmaker. The closing-night selection is the world premiere of Craig Viveiros’s Lost in Italy, starring Ray Winstone. And on September 4 at 7:00, the city battles it out with Hollywood as Team NYC (the AV Club’s Alison Willmore and Fangoria’s Samuel Zimmerman) goes five rounds with Team LA (Allison Loring and Film School Rejects’ Kate Erbland) to determine which city is the best when it comes to making, writing about, and appreciating film.

WEEKEND CLASSICS — KUROSAWA: YOJIMBO/SANJURO

Toshiro Mifune can’t believe what he sees in YOJIMBO

Toshirō Mifune can’t believe what he sees in YOJIMBO

YOJIMBO (Akira Kurosawa, 1961)
IFC Center
323 Sixth Ave. at West Third St.
September 2-5, $13, 11:00 am
212-924-7771
www.ifccenter.com

Toshirō Mifune is a lone samurai on the road following the end of the Tokugawa dynasty in Akira Kurosawa’s unforgettable masterpiece. Mifune comes to a town with two warring factions and plays each one off the other as a hired hand. Neo’s battles with myriad Agent Smiths are nothing compared to Yojimbo’s magnificent swordfights against growing bands of warriors that include one man with a gun. Try watching this film and not think of several Clint Eastwood Westerns (particularly Sergio Leone’s A Fistful of Dollars, since this is a direct remake of that 1964 Italian flick) as well as High Noon. Yojimbo will be screening at 11:00 am on September 2-5 as part of the IFC Center’s Weekend Classics — Kurosawa series, which continues next week with the Kurosawa-Mifune follow-up Sanjuro.

Toshiro Mifune can’t believe what he sees in SANJURO

Toshirō Mifune can’t believe what he sees in SANJURO

SANJURO (Akira Kurosawa, 1962)
IFC Center
323 Sixth Ave. at West Third St.
September 9-11, $13, 11:00 am
212-924-7771
www.ifccenter.com

In this Yojimbo-like tale, Toshirō Mifune shows up in a small town looking for food and fast money and takes up with a rag-tag group of wimps who don’t trust him when he says he will help them against the powerful ruling gang. Funnier than most Kurosawa samurai epics, the film is unfortunately brought down a notch by a bizarre soundtrack that ranges from melodramatic claptrap to a jazzy big-city score. Sanjuro will be screening at 11:00 am September 9-11 as part of the IFC Center’s Weekend Classics — Kurosawa series, with half of the proceeds from all festival screenings benefiting Japan Society’s Earthquake Relief Fund.

HOT AND HUMID: SUMMER FILMS FROM THE ARCHIVES — L’AVVENTURA

Monica Vitti suffers from ennui in Antonioni’s existential L’AVVENTURA

L’AVVENTURA (Michelangelo Antonioni, 1960)
MoMA Film
Museum of Modern Art
11 West 53rd St. between Fifth & Sixth Aves.
Thursday, September 1, 4:00; Wednesday, September 7, 7:00
Series runs through September 7
Tickets: $10, in person only, may be applied to museum admission within thirty days, same-day screenings free with museum admission, available at Film and Media Desk
212-708-9400
www.moma.org

Michelangelo Antonioni shows that being rich and fancy-free on the Italian Riviera ain’t all it’s cracked up to be in this fascinating study of a group of friends out on a yachting adventure. When Anna (Lea Massari) disappears, Claudia (Monica Vitti), Giulia (Dominique Blanchar), and Sandro (Gabriele Ferzetti) search for her but can’t find her. Slowly life goes on, with Sandro and Claudia falling for each other as the mystery of Anna fades away. Aldo Scavarda’s beautiful cinematography adds beauty to this captivating, unusually told story of ultimately empty souls. Winner of a Special Jury Prize at Cannes, where it was also booed, the existential L’Avventura, the first of a trilogy by Antonioni that also includes La Notte (1961) and L’Eclisse (1962), is screening September 1 & 7 as part of MoMA’s “Hot and Humid: Summer Films from the Archives” series, which continues through September 7 with such seasonal dramas as Peter Hall’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Rainer Werner Fassbinder’s In a Year of 13 Moons, Oliver Stone’s World Trade Center, Akira Kurosawa’s Rashomon, Spike Lee’s Do the Right Thing, and Adolfas Mekas and Pola Chapelle’s Going Home.

10 YEARS OF MAGNOLIA PICTURES: ONG-BAK

ONG-BAK concludes BAMcinématek series honoring the last ten years of Magnolia Pictures

ONG-BAK: THE THAI WARRIOR (Prachya Pinkaew, 2003)
BAMcinématek
BAM Rose Cinemas
30 Lafayette Ave. between Ashland Pl. & St. Felix St.
Wednesday, August 31, 4:30 & 9:30
718-636-4100
www.bam.org
www.ongbakmovie.com

When this film first came out, there was a huge push under way to make Tony Jaa the next martial arts action hero, following in the footsteps of Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, and Jet Li. It’s going to take a much better vehicle than this silly, repetitive, unimaginative film for the Thai warrior to make a name for himself. Jaa stars as Ting, a young country villager who has learned the contemplative ways of Muay Thai from his master, Pra Cru (Woranard Tantipidok), a Buddhist who once killed a man during a rope fight. When bad boy Don (Wannakit Siriput) steals the head of Ong Bak, the town’s deity, Ting heads to the big city of Bangkok to get it back, hoping he won’t have to use his massive physical skills. There the quiet fish out of water meets George (Thai comic Petchthai Wongkamlao), a former villager who has changed his name and hangs out with minor-league gangsters and gamblers in his quest to make lots of dough. In order for Ting to get close to those who have Ong Bak, George brings him to a fight-club-like dungeon where Ting must either battle ridiculously overwrought cartoon-like characters or return to his village with just his tail between his legs. Ong-Bak has a good heart and means well, which makes it more difficult to point out how intrinsically inane it is, amateurish, barely at the level of the worst of Jackie Chan, sort of a Karate Kid 7 meets Gymkata 3 by way of Don “the Dragon” Wilson’s Bloodfist XII. There was a lot of hoopla back in 2003 surrounding Jaa because all of his stunts in the film are genuine — there are no wires, CG special effects, or trick camera angles. While that does make for some fun individual scenes, it does not hold up in a lame story that lasts a very long hundred minutes. Director Prachya Pinkaew did a lot better with his 2008 martial arts movie, Chocolate, starring the awesome Yanin “Jeeja” Vismistananda. Ong-Bak is screening August 31 at 4:30 & 9:30 at BAM, concluding the “10 Years of Magnolia Pictures” series, which also included Nicolas Winding Refn’s Bronson, Tanya Hamilton’s Night Catches Us, James Gray’s Two Lovers, and other cool flicks from the great indie house.

10 YEARS OF MAGNOLIA PICTURES: GREAT WORLD OF SOUND

Clarence (Kene Holliday) and Martin (Pat Healy) become traveling salesmen in the music biz in offbeat GREAT WORLD OF SOUND

GREAT WORLD OF SOUND (Craig Zobel, 2006)
BAMcinématek
BAM Rose Cinemas
30 Lafayette Ave. between Ashland Pl. & St. Felix St.
Wednesday, August 31, 6:50
718-636-4100
www.bam.org
www.greatworldofsound.com

Craig Zobel’s debut feature film is a smart, subtle comedy set in the somewhat shadier corners of the music industry. Desperately in need of money and jobs, soft-spoken Martin (Pat Healy) and rambunctious Clarence (Kene Holliday) become traveling salesmen for GWS, a small music company that auditions wannabes, then asks them to pay (up front) upwards of thirty percent of the costs of producing their own CD. As Martin and Clarence get better and better at their sales pitch, they become more and more suspicious of the whole endeavor as they are ordered by company founder Layton (Robert Longstreet) and his right-hand man, Shank (John Baker), to sign up the hopefuls regardless of their talent level. Using the Maysles brothers’ outstanding documentary Salesman (1969) as a point of departure, Zobel adds the public’s seemingly insatiable demand for reality-show stardom — all of the musical performers in the film believed they were auditioning to make records, not appearing in a fiction film, resulting in a series of wonderful unscripted scenes. (The filmmakers revealed their true intentions at the end of each audition.) Healy (Undertow) and Holliday (who starred in such TV shows as Matlock and Carter Country and is now an evangelical minister) make a great team, both in good times and bad, as they each attempt to better their life — much the way the wannabe musicians try to as well. Great World of Sound is a terrific sleeper of a film that was a festival hit all over the world. It is screening August 31 at 6:50 at BAM as the last film in the “10 Years of Magnolia Pictures” series and will be followed by a Q&A with Zobel.