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ROBERT BURNS AND “AULD LANG SYNE”

Robert Burns, “Auld Lang Syne” (detail), autograph manuscript written within a letter, dated (September 1793), to George Thomson

Morgan Library & Museum
225 Madison Ave. at 36th St.
Tuesday – Sunday through February 5, $15 (free Fridays 7:00 – 9:00)
212-685-0008
www.themorgan.org

Tonight at midnight, people around the world will break out into the same song, “Auld Lang Syne,” welcoming in 2012, but how many of those revelers know the true story about the famous tune? The Morgan Library is currently hosting a splendid little exhibition that examines the details behind the music and lyrics of the popular ditty, whose three-word title translates to “old,” “long,” “since.” It was Scottish poet Robert Burns who combined the familiar music and lyrics for publisher James Johnson in 1796, although there were different versions both before and after, from a 1667 lover’s lament and a 1760s Caledonian country dance to William Shield’s 1782 opera, Rosina, and Rudyard Kipling’s 1900 Boer War revision. The show, which comprises original letters, manuscripts, portraits, rare books, and even an arrangement by Beethoven, also features a strong online component where you can read and listen to snippets of the evolution of the complete song, so you’ll be able to surprise your fellow partyers tonight by breaking out into all four Burns stanzas, including “We twa hae run about the braes, / And pu’t the gowans fine; / But we’ve wander’d mony a weary foot, / Sin auld lang syne.” In addition, the Morgan will be celebrating the eve of Burns Day on January 24 with the special concert “Days of Auld Lang Syne: Euan Morton Sings Songs of Scotland,” in which the singer and actor will perform Scottish works, accompanied by composer Bryan Reeder on piano. (Also currently on view at the Morgan are “Charles Dickens at 200,” “Treasures of Islamic Manuscript Painting from the Morgan,” and “David, Delacroix, and Revolutionary France: Drawings from the Louvre.”

CHRISTMAS TREES 2011

The Met’s Christmas Tree and Neapolitan Baroque Crèche is one of many holiday trees that will remain up into the new year (photo by twi-ny/mdr)

Christmas might be over, but many of the city’s most popular trees are scheduled to remain up into the new year and some until the Epiphany, celebrated on January 6. So there’s still time to check out the Origami Holiday Tree at the American Museum of Natural History (through January 2), the South Street Seaport Chorus Tree light show (Monday through Friday through January 4), the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree (January 7), the Winter Garden Holiday Lights at the World Financial Center (January 7), and the Christmas Tree and Neapolitan Baroque Crèche at the Metropolitan Museum of Art (January 8 ) in addition to the Lincoln Square Christmas Tree in Dante Park and trees at Bryant Park, Historic Richmond Town, Madison Square Park, Washington Square Park, the Cathedral Church of St. John the Divine, and Morningside Park. It’s also the time of year when Christmas trees start showing up on the streets wrapped in black plastic, looking like so many body bags. The city recycles its trees, and you should too. Tree recycling is already under way in Battery Park City, where you can leave your tree, sans decoration, through January 27. The city will also be picking up trees curbside January 3-14, or you can participate in the annual MulchFest, which takes place at various sites January 2-8.

DARK CHRISTMAS

Georg Baselitz, “Die Kreuztragung (Christ Bearing the Cross),” oil on canvas, 1984

Leo Koenig Inc.
545 West 23rd St. between Tenth & Eleventh Aves.
Tuesday through Saturday through January 14 (closed 12/31)
212-334-9255
www.leokoenig.com

The holiday season always includes screenings of such films as White Christmas, the musical with Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye, and Black Christmas, Bob Clark’s bloody slasherfest, as well as multiple versions of such favorite seasonal tunes as “Blue Christmas,” which has been sung by everyone from Elvis Presley and the Partridge Family to Céline Dion and She & Him. This year Chelsea’s Leo Koenig Inc. gallery is adding “Dark Christmas” to the mix, a wide-ranging collection of paintings, photographs, and sculptures that date from the 1930s to the present examining secular and religious iconography, with a particular focus on the human body. Curated by Stephanie Schumann and Leo Koenig, the exhibition features numerous works that have been deemed obscene and sacrilegious along with pieces that are more abstract and not as easy for naysayers to condemn. Among the more clear-cut examples are Tony Matelli’s “Jesus Lives,” Ana Mendieta’s “Untitled (Body Print),” Andres Serrano’s “Piss Christ,” Georg Baselitz’s “Die Kreuztragung (Christ Bearing the Cross),” and Kiki Smith’s “Daisy Chain”; the show also includes works by Bruce Nauman, Sigmar Polke, Arnulf Rainer, Gerhard Richter, Cindy Sherman, Nicola Tyson, Christopher Wool, Hans Bellmer, Paul McCarthy, and others. So if you’re looking for something a little different to do to conclude your holidays, you might want to head into Chelsea to check out this unique and, at times, very colorful look at Christmas.

SEE IT BIG! BARRY LYNDON

BARRY LYNDON will be shown on the big screen as part of “See It Big!” series

BARRY LYNDON (Stanley Kubrick, 1975)
Museum of the Moving Image
35th Ave. at 36th St., Astoria
Friday, December 30, $12, 7:00
Sunday, January 1, free with museum admission, 6:00
718-777-6800
www.movingimage.us

The Museum of the Moving Image concludes its “See It Big!” series, in which major motion pictures that deserve to be seen on the big screen are shown in the museum’s recently renovated and expanded theater, with one of the most elegantly visual pictures ever made, Stanley Kubrick’s lush, romantic epic, Barry Lyndon. Based on William Makepeace Thackeray’s 1844 serialized picaresque novel The Luck of Barry Lyndon, Kubrick’s extravagant three-hour tale follows the shenanigans of one Redmond Barry, played with endless charm by Ryan O’Neal. The man soon to be known as Barry Lyndon has a remarkable knack for survival — or maybe it’s just plain old Irish luck — as he rises in English society via a series of duels (with epees, guns, and bare knuckles), military battles (the Seven Years’ War), and, most prominently, sexual conquests. Consisting of two sections, “By What Means Redmond Barry Acquired the Style and Title of Barry Lyndon” and “Containing an Account of the Misfortunes and Disasters Which Befell Barry Lyndon,” the film features glorious music by Bach, Vivaldi, Handel, Mozart, Schubert, and the Chieftains in addition to absolutely divine locations and costumes that lay the groundwork for the sumptuous Oscar-winning art direction by Ken Adam, Vernon Dixon, and Roy Walker and cinematography by John Alcott; virtually every scene contains beautiful shots based on famous paintings, a treat for the eyes and the ears. (Leonard Rosenman took home an Academy Award as well for his adapted score.) The overly long story does drag at times, but it flows better once you get used to O’Neal in the title role. The underappreciated film also has a great supporting cast, with Marisa Berenson as Lady Lyndon, Patrick Magee as the Chevalier de Balibari, Hardy Krüger as Captain Potzdorf, Steven Berkoff as Lord Ludd, Leonard Rossiter as Captain John Quin, and Gay Hamilton as Nora Brady. The Museum of the Moving Image is screening a restored 35mm print of Barry Lyndon on December 30 at 7:00 and January 1 at 6:00.

SEE IT BIG! AVATAR IN 3D

Jake Sully (Sam Worthington) has a new world awaiting him in AVATAR

Jake Sully (Sam Worthington) has a new world awaiting him in AVATAR

AVATAR (James Cameron, 2009)
Museum of the Moving Image
35th Ave. at 36th St., Astoria
Thursday, December 29, $15, 7:00
Series concludes January 1
718-777-6800
www.movingimage.us
www.avatarmovie.com

Canadian-born director James Cameron (The Terminator, Aliens, The Abyss, and some movie about a big sinking ship) crafts an expensive, high-tech apology to native people the world over in the futuristic adventure thriller Avatar. Borrowing elements from such films as The Matrix, Alien, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, the Star Wars saga, Disney’s animated Pocohantas, Reign of Fire, and many a cowboy-and-Indian tale, Cameron propels audiences into 2154, where a team of scientists join up with military troops on Pandora, home to the invaluable mineral unobtainium as well as a native race known alternately as the na’vi, or the People. In the middle of it all is Jake Sully (Sam Worthington), a wheelchair-bound former Marine who takes the place of his brilliant brother, who was recently murdered. While head researcher Dr. Grace Augustine (Sigourney Weaver) thinks bringing Jake on board is a mistake, Col. Miles Quaritch (Stephen Lang) sees it as an opportunity to make use of Jake’s expert reconnaissance skills, so Jake takes over what would have been his brother’s avatar — a giant creation modeled after the na’vi that humans can operate from a pod while asleep and that gives Jake the opportunity to walk again through this tall blue being. Quaritch secretly promises Jake that he will get him the costly procedure that will give him back the use of his real legs if he infiltrates the na’vi and sends intel back to the colonel as the military prepares an all-out assault on the People, but when Jake falls for the beautiful Neytiri (Zoë Saldaña), he undergoes a change of heart. As with most Cameron films, the visual splendor is thwarted by a tired, clichéd script that devolves into complete silliness in the last half hour, spurred on by James Horner’s treacly score and plenty of poorly delivered lines. But Avatar is still lots of stupid fun, especially if you see it in 3D, as it is being shown December 29 at the Museum of the Moving Image as part of the “See It Big!” series, which concludes December 30 and January 1 with Stanley Kubrick’s lush and elegant Barry Lyndon.

THE CONTENDERS 2011: MELANCHOLIA

Justine (Kirsten Dunst) faces the end of the world in Lars von Trier’s dazzling MELANCHOLIA

MELANCHOLIA (Lars von Trier, 2011)
MoMA Film
Museum of Modern Art
11 West 53rd St. between Fifth & Sixth Aves.
Thursday, December 29, 8:00
Series runs through January 26
Tickets: $12, in person only, may be applied to museum admission within thirty days, same-day screenings free with museum admission, available at Film and Media Desk beginning at 9:30 am
212-708-9400
www.moma.org
www.melancholiathemovie.com

Danish writer-director Lars von Trier has nothing less than the end of the world on his mind in his latest controversial drama, Melancholia. Von Trier’s latest love-it-or-hate-it cinematic foray opens with epic Kubrickian grandeur, introducing characters in marvelously composed slow-motion and still shots (courtesy of cinematographer Manuel Alberto Claro) as an apocalyptic collision threatens the earth and a Wagner overture dominates the soundtrack. Kirsten Dunst won the Best Actress award at Cannes for her portrayal of Justine, a seemingly carefree young woman celebrating her wedding day who soon turns out to be battling a debilitating mental illness. Her husband, Michael (Alexander Skarsgård), is madly in love with her and does not know quite what he has gotten himself into, especially as the partying continues and Justine’s motley crew of family and friends get caught up in various forms of intrigue, including Gaby, her marriage-hating mother (Charlotte Rampling), Dexter, her never serious father (John Hurt), Jack, her pompous boss (Stellan Skarsgård), Claire, her married sister (Charlotte Gainsbourg), and Claire’s filthy rich husband, John (Kiefer Sutherland), who is hosting the event at his massive waterfront estate. While most of the film focuses on the wildly unpredictable Justine, the latter section turns its attention on Claire, who is terrified that a newly discovered planet named Melancholia is on its way to destroy the world. But Melancholia is not just about sadness, depression, family dysfunction, and the end of the world. It’s about the search for real love and truth, things that are disappearing from the earth by the minute. Justine works as an advertising copywriter, attaching tag lines to photographs to help sell product; at the wedding, Jack is determined to get one more great line of copy from her, even siccing his young, inexperienced nephew, Tim (Brady Corbet), on her to make sure she delivers. But what she ends up delivering is not what either man expected. Perhaps the only character who really sees what is going on is a wedding planner played by the great Udo Kier, who continually, and comically, shields his eyes from Justine, unable to watch the impending disaster. Just as in the film, as some characters get out their telescopes to watch the approaching planet and others refuse to look, there are sure to be many in the moviegoing public who will shield their eyes from Melancholia, choosing not to view yet another controversial film from a director who likes to antagonize his audience. They don’t know what they’re missing.

Melancholia is screening December 29 at the Museum of Modern Art as part of MoMA’s “The Contenders 2011” series, which focuses on either underlooked films and/or those that MoMA believes will stand the test of time. The series continues through January 26 with such works as J. C. Chandor’s Margin Call, Rodrigo Garcia’s Albert Nobbs, and Aki Kaurismäki’s Le Havre.

MoMA PRESENTS A BITTERSWEET TREAT: LE PÈRE NOËL EST UNE ORDURE (SANTA STINKS)

French cult classic offers a very different take on the holiday season

LE PÈRE NOËL EST UNE ORDURE (SANTA STINKS) (Jean-Marie Poiré, 1982)
MoMA Film, Museum of Modern Art
11 West 53rd St. between Fifth & Sixth Aves.
December 28 – January 2
Tickets: $12, in person only, may be applied to museum admission within thirty days, same-day screenings free with museum admission, available at Film and Media Desk beginning at 9:30 am
212-708-9400
www.moma.org

While here in America, Christmas movie traditions tend to be on the more sappy side, like the treacly It’s a Wonderful Life, Miracle on 34th St., or any one of a number of updated versions of A Christmas Carol, France has a very different idea of what qualifies as a holiday favorite. Le père Noël est une ordure, also known as Santa Stinks (or the closer translation Father Christmas Is a Bastard), has been a cult classic going on thirty years now. The no-holds-barred seasonal slapstick satire is the creation of Jean-Marie Poiré and the members of the popular Le Splendid café-théâtre company, who spend a New Year’s Eve together like you’ve never seen before. Thérèse (Anémone) and Pierre (Thierry Lhermitte) work at a suicide-prevention hotline, but they are not very good at helping lonely, depressed people, as shown early on when a man calls from a phone booth and quickly puts a bullet in his head when no one at the SOS Detresse Amitié really listens to him. Meanwhile, their cranky coworker, Madame Musquin (Josiane Balasko), gets trapped in an elevator, desperate to get to her Christmas Eve dinner; young transvestite Katia (Christian Clavier) stops by looking for a little love; neighbor Preskovic (Bruno Moynot) keeps bringing over the most disgusting homemade treats imaginable; and low-level crook Félix (Gérard Jugnot) wanders around in a Santa suit, chasing rabbits and wielding a gun while his pregnant wife, the obnoxiously chatty Josette (Marie-Anne Chazel), does everything she can to get away from him while also commenting on all the fun. Le père Noël est une ordure has no sympathy for the holiday season, instead reveling in low-grade humor, over-the-top violence, and surprising plot twists that are not at all what you’d expect from a Christmas movie. With that in mind, MoMA has chosen to present the U.S. theatrical premiere of this French farce with a one-week run beginning December 28 so as not to ruin your Christmas celebration. (And to further save you from potential ruination, be sure to pay no attention whatsoever to Nora Ephron’s all-star 1994 dud, Mixed Nuts, which was loosely based on Le père Noël est une ordure.)