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UNHAPPY ENDINGS: THE LONELINESS OF THE WELL-MEANING THEATER CRITIC

Peter Gallagher and Juliana Margulies star in Delia Ephron’s Left on Tenth (photo by Joan Marcus)

One of the most fun parts of being a theater critic is engaging with your fellow stage pundits. We greet one another before and after shows and during intermissions, discussing what we’ve seen lately that we’ve liked — and what we haven’t.

We have an unofficial community on social media, where we post our reviews and comment on those of others. While some appreciate different opinions, acknowledging that we all approach theater with personal biases, both conscious and unconscious, others are more insistent that their take is right and anyone who disagrees got it wrong.

One particular critic becomes dismayed on those rare occasions when she and I actually agree on a show.

Like I said, it’s fun.

But it can become disheartening when you find yourself on the opposite side of the fence from nearly all of your respected colleagues, which has happened to me often these last few extremely busy weeks.

I was charmed and delighted by author and screenwriter Delia Ephron’s Left on Tenth at the James Earl Jones Theatre, her adaptation of her 2022 memoir about finding love at the age of seventy-two shortly after losing her husband, Peter Kass, and right before finding out she has acute myeloid leukemia (AML). Julia Margulies stars as Delia, who often breaks the fourth wall and talks directly to the audience. Speaking of her childhood, she explains early on, “Every time I said something funny, my dad shouted, that’s a great line write it down. All four of us sisters grew up to be writers. But my parents were also angry alcoholics. My childhood was scary, often violent. With Jerry, I found my first true home. My first safe place.
Now he wasn’t going to be here . . . Now . . . what?”

After writing an article in the Times about the trouble she had reconnecting online when Verizon canceled Jerry’s landline and, mistakenly, her internet access, she is contacted by Peter Rutter, a Jungian psychoanalyst who had briefly dated her in college, even though she does not remember him. Peter is elegantly portrayed by the ever-handsome Peter Gallagher. They rekindle their once-upon-a-time almost-relationship with passion and excitement — yes, older people can get hot and heavy — and he stands by her when she is hospitalized and things look bleak.

The play is directed by five-time Tony winner Susan Stroman and features Peter Frances James and Kate MacCluggage as multiple characters who make unbelievably fast costume changes. Although the show does get treacly, there was more than enough quality scenes for me to recommend it. My colleagues have not been kind to the play, writing, “Left on Tenth has the energy and the color scheme of a drugstore greeting card,” “Left on Tenth, billed as a romantic comedy, only fulfills half that description,” and “more suitable to the Hallmark Hall of Fame than Broadway.”

Although I don’t think so, perhaps my longtime admiration of Gallagher got in the way of my judgment? Thirty years ago, my wife and I moved into an apartment that was previously owned by him. (There was a lawyer in between who purchased it but never lived there, selling it to us.)

About twenty years ago, I met Gallagher at Powerhouse Theater’s annual New York Stage & Film benefit in Manhattan. Standing behind him, I said my address out loud so he could hear me. He whipped around and barked, “Who are you!” I calmed him down and explained that I now was in that apartment and told him that we occasionally still received junk mail for him. We talked about some of the unique advantages to the place. He then turned serious.

“You have to promise me something,” he said. “What?” I asked. Peter: “Is the yellow bookcase in the hall still there?” Me: “Yes.” Peter: “Promise me you’ll never take it down.” Me: “Why?” Peter: “Because I built in with my own two hands.”

I couldn’t help but think of that bookcase as I entered the James Earl Jones Theatre and saw that Beowulf Borritt’s main set is anchored by a gorgeous, filled-to-the-brim semicircular bookcase in Delia’s apartment. (It switches between that room, a restaurant, and the hospital where Delia is treated.) Books are discussed throughout the hundred-minute play; having worked my entire career in children’s and adult publishing, that was another plus for me, especially because it got the details of the industry right, which is rarely the case in theater, TV, and movies.

However, four other shows left me cold and dry, awash in disappointment.

Cousins Simone (Kelly McCreary) and Gigi (Pascale Armand) try to reconnect in Dominique Morisseau’s Bad Kreyòl (photo by Matthew Murphy)

Over at the Signature, I was all set for Dominique Morisseau’s Bad Kreyòl, a coproduction with Manhattan Theatre Club that has been extended through December 1. The Detroit native has been on a thrilling roll with Pipeline in 2017, Paradise Blue in 2018, Skeleton Crew and Confederates in 2022, and Sunset Baby earlier this year. Maybe it was a bad night — critics generally have several performances to choose from, so they are not seeing the same exact show — but Bad Kreyòl felt like a work-in-progress, unfinished, its characters not yet fully developed.

Simone (Kelly McCreary), a Haitian American, is returning to the island for the first time in thirty years, staying with her cousin Gigi (Pascale Armand), who runs a boutique with the help of Pita (Jude Tibeau), a gay restavek whose rural family sent him to the city when he was a child in order to get an education and learn a trade. Simone is concerned that the restavek system means Pita is more like an indentured servant; she is also worried about Lovelie (Fedna Jacquet), who sews pillows, ties, scarves, and other items for an import-export company run by Thomas (Andy Lucien), who might be ignoring how women workers such as Lovelie are being abused by one of his male employees. Simone, Gigi, and Pita feel out of place in their dangerous country; they run into trouble as they try to firmly establish their identities and decide what they want out of life.

The night I went, the Irene Diamond Stage at the Signature was about half empty. The audience was almost too quiet during the show’s two hours and fifteen minutes (with intermission) as jokes fell flat and key moments flirted with clichés. Directed by Tiffany Nichole Greene, the play felt muted, lacking energy; I was more interested in the person sitting off to the side who kept taking photos and short videos of the drama.

Meanwhile, here’s what some of my colleagues had to say: “an illuminating reminder that Haiti and its people are much more than just bad headlines,” “a story told with care and intelligence, both warm-hearted and sharp-eyed,” and “confirms her as one of our most consistently interesting playwrights; where will she take us next?”

A young, energetic cast appears in the Lazours’ We Live in Cairo(photo by Joan Marcus)

In the early 2010s, I saw Stefano Savano’s intense documentary Tahrir: Liberation Square and Jehane Noujaim’s powerful fiction film The Square, extraordinary works about the 2010 Arab Spring in Egypt. So I was excited for New York Theatre Workshop’s We Live in Cairo, a musical by Daniel and Patrick Lazour, directed by Taibi Magar, that follows a group of twentysomethings risking their freedom and safety as they carefully take part in the resistance against President Hosni Mubarak and the Muslim Brotherhood during the revolution of 2011.

The score, performed by an onstage band, is sensational, and Tilly Grimes’s ramshackle set is evocative, as are David Bengali’s street-art projections. But the lyrics and staging are too plain, and the acting is merely standard — and I don’t know what I was going to do if one more character ran out in a tizzy through the door at stage left. At two and a half hours with intermission, the show is too long; perhaps it would have been more effective if it had been condensed into a streamlined ninety minutes.

While We Live in Cairo did not receive across-the-board raves, here are some of the favorable quotes from professional reviewers: “a welcome blast of excitement and intelligence,” “underscores the appeal, the importance — and the fragility — of democracy,” “pulses with the promise and enthusiasm of idealistic youth,” and “the most hypnotic, moving, and unique original score so far this year!”

Erika Sheffer’s Vladimir traces one journalist’s attempts to take on Putin (photo by Jeremy Daniel)

Although it closed November 10, MTC’s Vladimir also baffled me. The first act was so unsatisfying that I told my guest that I wouldn’t mind if she went home, but I had to stay for the second act, as is my responsibility. She stayed, and the second act was significantly better, but not enough so to recommend it.

Erika Sheffer’s play was inspired by the real-life story of Russian journalist Anna Politkovskaya, who continued to write negative reports about new Russian president Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin and his government even after she was poisoned. Mark Wendland’s overdesigned set with seemingly endless screens makes you wonder where you should be looking. Francesca Faridany is fine as Raya, but the rest of the cast — two-time Tony winner Norbert Leo Butz, Erin Darke, Erik Jensen, David Rosenberg, and Jonathan Walker — have trouble finding their way through numerous scenes, as Tony-winning director Daniel Sullivan attempts to figure out the convoluted stage. Everything becomes more assured after intermission, although a few of the key subplots border on the absurd.

What did my colleagues think? “Vladimir, beyond many other excellent qualities, feels distressingly current,” “as tough and uncompromising a piece of writing to be seen on a New York stage right now,” “accumulates enough awful truth to leave you sore and shaken,” and “Francesca Faridany and Norbert Leo Butz are towering in this Stoppardian Moscow-set drama.”

Darren Criss and Helen J Shen play Helperbots who fall in love in Maybe Happy Ending (photo by Matthew Murphy and Evan Zimmerman)

Which brings me to the reason I decided to write about this in the first place: Maybe Happy Ending. The instant-smash musical is about two retired Helperbots, Oliver (Darren Criss), a model 3, and Claire (Helen J Shen), the later model 5. They live across the hall from each other in a Seoul apartment complex where they are left to eventually power off forever. They meet-cute when Claire knocks on Oliver’s door because her charger is broken and can’t be fixed — replacement parts for both HBs are disappearing, so it’s clear, and very sad, that their time is limited, just like that of humans. “We have a shelf life, you know that,” Claire explains. “It’s the way that it has to be.”

When Oliver decides to return to his previous owner, James (Marcus Choi), he is joined by Claire for a road trip to Jeju Island; he is sure that James has been waiting years for him to come back because he needs him, while she wants to see the last colony of fireflies on the planet.

Director Michael Arden’s staging is nothing short of spectacular on Dane Laffrey’s magical set. Rectangular boxes open and close on a black screen, revealing the HBs’ differently decorated apartments similar to the way silent films irised in and out of scenes. Red LED lines stream across the screen. Crooner Gil Brentley (Dez Duron) rises from below to sing jazzy tunes. Round shapes are everywhere, representing the circle of life (for robots and humans), from windows, Claire’s soft and pillowy chair, and the moon to the HB logo, images on jazz posters, and Oliver’s beloved records, which he plays on an old-fashioned turntable. It might be 2064, but it’s jam-packed with nostalgic elements from the twentieth century, while George Reeves’s projections are filled with magic.

So why were my guest and I supremely bored through most of the show’s 105 minutes? The book, by Will Aronson and Hue Park, is littered with gaping plot holes that drain the narrative, while the music, by Aronson, and the lyrics, by Park, are more saccharine than sweet. Criss and Shen do an admirable job as the HBs, the former stiff and steady, the latter freewheeling, referencing how technology, especially AI, is becoming more human and personable. But I was not able to get past the numerous shortcomings and found the Brentley character wholly unnecessary and distracting.

Alas, nearly every other reviewer has been gushing with effusive praise: “In its gentle robot way, it helps us see ourselves through freshly brushed eyes,” “an undeniably moving, well-made, adorable musical,” “rapturous music and lyrics,” “an original show, charmingly acted and cleverly staged, with a touching take on love,” and “visually stunning, it epitomizes the journey of appreciation of the human world.”

Of course, when it comes right down to it, I’m right and they’re wrong, as any critic worth his salt should claim, even if, in some cases, I’m alone in, as HB3 calls it, “the world within my room.”

How’s that for a maybe happy ending?

[Mark Rifkin is a Brooklyn-born, Manhattan-based writer and editor; you can follow him on Substack here.]

TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE? WALDEN AND THE FUTURE OF THE PLANET

Twin sisters Cassie (Zoë Winters) and Stella (Emmy Rossum) contemplate the future of humanity in Walden (photo © Joan Marcus)

WALDEN
Second Stage Theater
Tony Kiser Theater
305 West Forty-Third St. between Eighth & Ninth Aves.
Tuesday – Sunday through November 24, $52-$92
2st.com/shows

One of the best plays of the pandemic was TheaterWorks Hartford’s August 2021 hybrid production of Amy Berryman’s Walden. The play, which explores the dangers of climate change and the future of the planet as seen through the eyes of twin sisters, made its world premiere in May 2021 at the Harold Pinter Theatre in London; TheaterWorks Hartford recast it and staged it in a specially constructed wood-and-glass cabin on the edge of the woods by the Connecticut River, at a location appropriately known as Riverfront Recapture. It doesn’t get much more Thoreau-like than that.

In a March 1845 letter to his close friend Henry David Thoreau, American Transcendentalist poet William Ellery Channing wrote, “Go out upon that, build yourself a hut, & there begin the grand process of devouring yourself alive. I see no other alternative, no other hope for you.” A few months later, on July 4, Thoreau moved into a hut in a forest by Walden Pond in Concord, Massachusetts, living off the land for two years.

In his 1854 book, Walden; or Life in the Woods, Thoreau explained, “I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived. I did not wish to live what was not life, living is so dear; nor did I wish to practice resignation, unless it was quite necessary. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life, to live so sturdily and Spartan-like as to put to rout all that was not life, to cut a broad swath and shave close, to drive life into a corner, and reduce it to its lowest terms, and, if it proved to be mean, why then to get the whole and genuine meanness of it, and publish its meanness to the world; or if it were sublime, to know it by experience, and be able to give a true account of it in my next excursion.”

Cassie (Zoë Winters), Bryan (Motell Foster), and Stella (Emmy Rossum) are at odds in tense Amy Berryman play at Second Stage (photo © Joan Marcus)

The play, continuing at Second Stage’s Tony Kiser Theater through November 24, is inspired by but not based on Thoreau’s experience. It takes place on Matt Saunders’s large-scale, one-story aluminum shed, with solar panels and a sustainable vegetable garden. Bryan (Motell Foster) and Stella (Emmy Rossum) live together in this wilderness; he is a staunch EA (Earth Advocate), a radical movement that believes the government must exhaust all possibilities of saving the planet before considering establishing habitats on the moon or Mars. Stella is a former prominent NASA architect who is adapting to her more private life with Bryan; although Bryan refuses to look at screens, Stella follows the news on a portable device. Bryan recently lost his beloved brother, while Stella’s estranged twin sister, Cassie (Zoë Winters), is visiting them after having spent a year in space as part of the Moon Habitat Team. Their father, James Ryan, was a famous astronaut who wanted his daughters to follow in his footsteps; it’s no coincidence he named one Stella, which means “star,” and the other Cassiopeia, after the constellation.

There’s a mega-tsunami crossing America, and more than a million people are believed to be missing or dead. While Bryan, with Stella’s support, wants to stay and fight climate change on Earth, Cassie insists the only path for survival is on Mars, where NASA wants her to lead a critical mission.

Cassie explains, “Here we are, at a precipice, our population is in grave danger, and the EA movement isn’t what’s going to save us; investing in a place far away is what will save us. And it’s the next step — it’s about innovation, it’s about adventure, and learning —”

Bryan argues, “Adventure? NASA finally was able to sucker our politicians into the palm of their hands, completely changed the course of our future, put all that money into ‘habitation’ — is that the word they want you to use? — put all that money into habitation when it could be spent — I don’t know — solving the water crisis? But no, let’s colonize for the ‘adventure’ of it — are you kidding me?”

As they fight over their personal futures and that of human civilization itself, the characters dig up long-held resentments that threaten to tear apart their relationships as the tsunami gets closer.

Stella (Emmy Rossum) and Cassie (Zoë Winters) share a rare laugh in New York premiere of climate change play (photo © Joan Marcus)

Berryman (Alien Girls, The Whole of You) smartly dances around preachy didacticism in making her points while leaving the fate of our big blue marble up in the air. The play is sharply directed by Tony winner Whitney White (Jaja’s African Hair Braiding, On Sugarland), taking no sides as the three characters engage in psychological battle. Lee Kinney’s sound design immerses the audience in the tonal diversity of nature, from the lively songs of insects and animals to a torrential storm.

Foster (Othello,) is a commanding presence as Bryan, a strong, proud man dealing with extreme grief, determined to push on as his brother would have wanted him to. The consistently excellent Winters (Heroes of the Fourth Turning, 4000 Miles) is superb as Cassie, a woman who has sacrificed her personal life for the welfare of the human race, and Rossum (Shameless, The Phantom of the Opera) makes a sparkling debut as Stella, a deeply conflicted woman who is vulnerable but perhaps not as fragile as one might think as she contemplates bringing a child into this endangered planet.

Defending Bryan, Stella tells Cassie, “EAs believe small actions add up,” to which her sister replies, “Not enough to turn things around.”

Is it too little, too late?

As Thoreau wrote in Walden, “Not till we are lost, in other words, not till we have lost the world, do we begin to find ourselves, and realize where we are.”

[Mark Rifkin is a Brooklyn-born, Manhattan-based writer and editor; you can follow him on Substack here.]

THE BLVD. OF BROKEN DREAMS: FADING INTO THE SUNSET

Nicole Scherzinger sizzles as Norma Desmond in Sunset Blvd. revival (photo by Marc Brenner)

SUNSET BLVD.
St. James Theatre
246 West Forty-Fourth St. between Broadway & Eighth Aves.
Tuesday – Sunday through July 6, $59-$424
sunsetblvdbroadway.com

In 2017, the most memorable part of Lonny Price’s Broadway revival of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Tony-winning Sunset Boulevard took place offstage, when, just before curtain, Hillary Clinton arrived and sat in the orchestra, receiving a standing ovation. It had been less than a month since Donald Trump had taken the oath of office as the newly elected president of the United States, having defeated Clinton in the Electoral College (but not in the popular vote). Close had supported Clinton’s run, so the moment was a palpable one, especially at a show about a woman hell-bent on making a comeback.

The most memorable parts of Jamie Lloyd’s current revival also take place offstage. The second act begins with Tom Francis, who plays screenwriter Joe Gillis, emerging from his dressing room at the St. James Theatre — where he was watching Billy Wilder’s 1950 film version — then descending several flights of stairs, greeting members of the cast and crew, and heading outside to perform the title song while walking down Forty-Fourth St. and across Shubert Alley before returning to the theater with the ensemble behind him.

The other occurred when Nicole Scherzinger, who stars as Norma Desmond in the musical, responded to an Instagram post by Russell Brand on election night in which the Trump-supporting English comedian waved a red MAGA-style cap with the words “Make Jesus First Again” on it, asking where she could get that hat. A media firestorm erupted — how dare a Broadway actress possibly support Trump! — and Scherzinger ultimately deleted the comment and apologized, explaining that she was not taking political sides but sharing her beliefs in love, faith, and Jesus.

Okay, so what about what happens onstage? Well, it’s a confusing barrage of ear-piercing music and a giant screen that tries to make you forget how disappointingly mediocre the show is, although Scherzinger is electrifying.

Tom Francis, who plays Joe Gillis, operates a live-feed camera at the St. James Theatre (photo by Marc Brenner)

The plot takes a backseat to Lloyd’s overwrought staging, but it’s in there. Norma was a silent film star who has not made the transition to talking pictures; she’s holed up in her mansion, where her butler, Max Von Mayerling (David Thaxton), attends to her every need and fiercely defends and supports her. She is writing a script that she is sure Hollywood impresario Cecil B. DeMille (usually played by Shavey Brown, though I saw understudy Brandon Lavar) will make, returning her to the limelight.

Joe is a broke hack pitching his original screenplay, called Bases Loaded, to producer Sheldrake (Tyler Davis), whose assistant, Betty Schaefer (Grace Hodgett Young), is a fan of his and offers to help him. Betty is engaged to Joe’s friend and fellow screenwriter, Artie Green (Diego Andres Rodriguez). On the run from a pair of repo men who are after his car, Joe soon finds himself at Norma’s home, working with her on her screenplay (and in the bedroom), getting paid handsomely for his efforts. The narrative takes a dramatic shift when Norma and Joe visit DeMille at Paramount to discuss her movie.

Soutra Gilmour’s dark, bare set is often immersed in smoke, referring to both the cigarettes that were so prevalent in films noir as well as the hell that Norma and Joe are living in. Lloyd gets carried away with one of the greatest lines in cinema history; when Norma says, “I am big. It’s the pictures that got small,” it stands in stark contrast to the twenty-three-foot-tall screen on which the characters are too often projected. There are just so many nostril shots that one can forgive. (The in-your-face live video is designed by cinematographers Nathan Amzi and Joe Ransom.)

It is odd that the screen lowers at an angle, not straight up and down. It is even odder that in order to get the shots, camera operators with equipment strapped across their bodies, looking completely alien in what is supposed to be old-time Hollywood, crowd the stage; the actors don’t play to the audience but to the cameras. At times, if you watch the screen, it appears that Joe is speaking directly with Norma, but in actuality they are facing different directions on the set.

Multimedia Sunset Blvd. revival makes it hard for the audience to know where to look (photo by Marc Brenner)

This hybrid approach — Lloyd opens and closes the show with movielike credits projected on the screen — sacrifices theatrical elements in favor of cinematic effects that drain scenes of power, as if admitting that this is a flawed musical that can’t stand on its own. In honoring the movie version in this way, it is also a constant reminder that Thaxton is not Erich von Stroheim, Francis is not William Holden, and Scherzinger is not Gloria Swanson. The film, written by Wilder and Charles Brackett, is a masterpiece about the fickle Hollywood studio system and the allure, and cost, of fame and fortune. Two-time Tony nominee Lloyd is a minimalist who has directed exemplary versions of Cyrano de Bergerac, Betrayal, and A Doll’s House as well as the visually stunning The Effect. But he gets caught in the middle with Sunset Blvd. — he has abbreviated the second word of the title, as if emphasizing his minimalism while also acknowledging the way the title first appears in the film — leaving fans of the musical and the movie scratching their head.

Sunset Boulevard has what is considered one of Lloyd Webber’s best scores, but that doesn’t mean it’s exceptional. There’s not much anyone can do to save such clunkers as “Let’s Have Lunch,” “Every Movie’s a Circus,” and “This Time Next Year,” although Thaxton nails “The Greatest Star of All,” and Scherzinger sizzles on “With One Look” and “As If We Never Said Goodbye,” receiving scattered show-stopping applause. The book and lyrics, by Don Black and Christopher Hampton, are fraught with underdeveloped characters and clichés even as they try to remain faithful to the movie. Fabian Aloise’s choreography is daring, performed by a talented ensemble; most poignantly, Hannah Yun Chamberlain plays a younger version of Norma, occasionally echoing her movement as the older Norma recalls her past success. Gilmour dresses the full troupe in black-and-white costumes, furthering the noir feel, along with Jack Knowles’s lighting and Adam Fisher’s sound.

Scherzinger (Guys and Dolls, Chicago), former lead singer of the girl group the Pussycat Dolls, firmly steps into a role previously performed by Rita Moreno, Betty Buckley, Patti LuPone, Diahann Carroll, and Petula Clark, availing herself well. She’s a camp vamp version, wearing the same long, slinky black dress through the whole show, barefoot, contorting her face and body as she glides across the stage. At forty-six she’s equivalent in age to Close, who was forty-seven the first time she played the part, and to Swanson, who was fifty when she made the film. Scherzinger is a determinedly sexier Norma, who is still mad from the start, creating a compelling dichotomy. I’m not sure that’s enough to recommend the show; the night I went, when the audience erupted into a thunderous, extended ovation during the curtain call, my friend and I couldn’t help but wonder whether they saw the same musical that we did.

I also still have trouble with the final minute, when Norma delivers one of the greatest closing lines in cinema history — and Lloyd Webber follows it with a brief reprise of “With One Look.”

No. Just no, regardless of who this Norma might have voted for.

[Mark Rifkin is a Brooklyn-born, Manhattan-based writer and editor; you can follow him on Substack here.]

NEITHER SNOW NOR RAIN NOR HEAT NOR GLOOM WILL KEEP AMAZON FROM THEIR APPOINTED ROUNDS

Ani (Deirdre Lovejoy) and Jen (Donnetta Lavinia Grays) go about their jobs in different ways in Sarah Mantell’s latest play (photo by Valerie Terranova)

IN THE AMAZON WAREHOUSE PARKING LOT
Playwrights Horizons, Mainstage Theater
416 West 42nd St. between Ninth & Tenth Aves.
Through November 17, $62.50 – $102.50
www.playwrightshorizons.org

The unofficial motto of the US Postal Service is “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.” The quote was taken from The Persian Wars by Herodotus, who is alternately known as the Father of History and the Father of Lies.

In Sarah Mantell’s Susan Smith Blackburn Prize–winning In the Amazon Warehouse Parking Lot, in the aftermath of an unnamed apocalyptic event, there is no more post office, no stores, only a society hanging on by a thread. All that is left are scattered people and — Amazon. Thanks, Jeff Bezos.

The play begins in an Amazon warehouse, where Jen (Donnetta Lavinia Grays) is taking packages off a conveyor belt. She is surprised when a new employee, Ani (Deirdre Lovejoy), shows up to work replacing Chris, the outbound supervisor. We never learn what happened to Chris; in this America, set only one generation in the future, people disappear without explanation.

As Jen places the boxes in vertical metal carts, she calls out the names on their address labels: “Flagstaff, Arizona.” “Carvers, Nevada. Oh that’s good. Wasn’t sure I’d see Nevada again.” “Rutland, New Hampshire.” “Greensboro, that’s a good one too. Haven’t gotten much North Carolina in a while.”

When Ani does not call out the names of the cities where her packages are going, Jen gets upset. “If you don’t read the labels, how will you know what’s going on out there?” she asks. Ani ignores her.

Jen also works shifts with El (Sandra Caldwell), who does call out the addresses. They see a package that seems to be addressed to Ash’s (Tulis McCall) cousin, in Ohio, and they memorize the exact location because writing it down is forbidden; they are subject to random searches by security guards. It slowly becomes evident why the addresses and the existence of other states, cities, and towns are so important.

When they’re not on the line, the crew of seven — Jen, Ani, El, Ash, Horowitz (Barsha), Sara (Ianne Fields Stewart), and Maribel (Pooya Mohseni), all queer women, nonbinary, or trans — gather outside by a highway next to a stunning mountainous landscape. They talk about work, share food, play a game called Werewolf, wonder what their coworkers might have done for a living in the before times, and recall moments from their past, like something as simple as eating an apple; in addition, most of the characters get their own personal monologue.

Jen sums it all up when she says, “Listen. It’s not like I don’t hate it. All the places, the names. All the calculating. On the days I don’t think I can take it anymore, I think about my friends who are searching for people, right? And if those names come by, I try to picture I’m like a waterslide, like it comes through me and I don’t have to hold it. It’ll just get where it’s going ’cuz I’m here?”

A group of queer Amazon workers try to plot their future in Sarah Mantell’s In the Amazon Warehouse Parking Lot (photo by Valerie Terranova)

Presented in association with Breaking the Binary Theatre, In the Amazon Warehouse Parking Lot paints a bleak portrait of the near-future, run by a corporate monolith where people are merely names on boxes, not individuals with real purpose. There is no communication, no connections; packages revolve on an overhead conveyor belt and are ultimately shipped off to destinations that might barely exist. It’s a world where no one can travel, except from Amazon job to Amazon job; the trucks will roar down that highway by the warehouse, but not the crew, who wonder where their friends and relatives are, whether they are alive or dead. The only thing that matters is that the packages get delivered, but it is never implied what might be in them. What other companies are even out there, still doing business?

Emmie Finckel’s scenic design switches between the packing room and the outside, a melding of utopia and dystopia; neither place offers the staff any sense of freedom. Cha See’s lighting and Sinan Refik Zafar’s sound create an enveloping sense of potential doom that could come at any moment. Mel Ng’s costumes feature the familiar Amazon orange vests, under which the employees wear regular clothing, sometimes with an edge, as with Ash’s T-shirt that depicts gay rights activist Marsha P. Johnson. (In the script, Mantell notes, “All of the characters are queer. . . . Jen is androgynous / butch / masc. I think El probably is too. Sara is transfeminine and high femme. At least half the cast should be gender nonconforming. The majority of the cast should be BIPOC — and Jen and Sara must be. Sara is ‘the baby,’ but the others are written to be over fifty. My hope is that these roles become something my generation of actors can age towards, and that by the time they get here, the pool will look very different than it does now.”)

Mantell’s (The Good Guys, Tiny) dialogue is sharp and incisive, and Battat (Problems Between Sisters, Layalina) directs with an astute sure-handedness. The ensemble is outstanding, led by Lavinia Grays (Men on Boats, In the Next Room or The Vibrator Play), who is like a stand-in for the audience, wanting to find out more, even if it involves taking risks. If this kind of apocalypse is ever going to happen, this is the group you want to be with. Then again, at that point, it might be too late. Fiddling with her Amazon device, El says, “Sometimes I think if I drop it just right it’ll short circuit and reconnect itself to the world beyond the corporation,” to which Maribel responds, “What world?”

As Herodotus also wrote, “One should always look to the end of everything, how it will finally come out.”

Just like Amazon, in the end, Mantell’s gripping play delivers.

[Mark Rifkin is a Brooklyn-born, Manhattan-based writer and editor; you can follow him on Substack here.]

COFFEE CONNECTIONS: GOOD TO THE LAST DROP?

Katie (Susannah Flood) and Paul (Anthony Edwards) explore a new kind of friendship in Meghan Kennedy’s The Counter (photo by Joan Marcus)

THE COUNTER
Laura Pels Theatre
Harold and Miriam Steinberg Center for Theatre
111 West Forty-Sixth St. between Sixth & Seventh Aves.
Tuesday – Sunday through November 17, $49-$112
www.roundabouttheatre.org

Life is about making, breaking, and avoiding connections; all three are explored in Meghan Kennedy’s The Counter, continuing at Roundabout’s Laura Pels Theatre through November 17.

Six days a week, like clockwork, Paul (Anthony Edwards), a retired firefighter in a small upstate town, starts his morning with a cup of coffee at Becky’s café, poured by Katie (Susannah Flood), a younger woman who arrived in town two years before. Paul, who has terrible sleeping habits, sits in the same seat at the counter, where they chat about basic things, like the flu, their diet, movies, and escape fantasies.

When Paul mentions that, on Thursdays, Patricia will miss him if he doesn’t show up at Fiddler’s for lunch — he has his rituals — he says to Katie, “Can I help it if I’m everyone’s favorite customer?” Katie responds, “And here I thought we had something special.”

It isn’t long before they pursue something special, as Paul suggests taking their customer-waitress relationship to the next level, to become real friends. They begin by sharing secrets; Paul tells her that he’s an alcoholic who’s been sober for eleven years, while Katie explains that she has twenty-seven voice mails on her phone from her ex-boyfriend, and that he is the reason why she left New York City and headed way upstate. The messages have clogged up her phone so she cannot receive any more, so she asks if Paul will listen to them with her, then she will delete them.

Both Paul and Katie have to face their past, each giving the other “tough talk” to proceed to the next step. “This isn’t your real life,” Paul says to Katie, who, upon learning of a choice Paul made that she disagrees with but he can still correct, tells him, “That’s a life. That’s a whole different life.”

But things take a serious turn when Paul asks Katie to do something extra-special for him.

Katie (Susannah Flood) and Paul (Anthony Edwards) wonder about what happened to their lives in The Counter (photo by Joan Marcus)

At only seventy-five minutes, The Counter is like a few servings of satisfying, if not great, coffee. The narrative teeters on the edge of Hallmark melodrama, but Kennedy (Napoli, Brooklyn; Too Much, Too Much, Too Many) and Tony–winning director David Cromer (Our Town, The Band’s Visit) make sure the cup never gets stale or overly sweet — or empty, filling it at just the right moment. Scene after scene, Paul enters the coffee shop in his winter coat, shluffs off the cold, and hangs up the jacket, ready to unburden himself to Katie, who wears a plum Becky’s T-shirt, jeans, and an apron. (The costumes are by Sarah Laux.)

Walt Spangler’s set is an inviting counter that juts out at an angle, welcoming the audience into its intimate space. At several points, Stacey Derosier’s lighting focuses on Paul or Katie as they deliver poignant monologues about the other. (However, I was occasionally distracted by reflections in the glass front door.)

Flood (The Comeuppance, Make Believe) is charming as Katie, who is a good waitress but knows deep down that she eventually has to go back to the city. Edwards (Prayer for the French Republic, Children of a Lesser God) is shaky as Paul, alternately overplaying and underplaying the character. Amy Warren (August: Osage County, Act One) makes an impact as the town doctor who knows secrets about Paul and Katie.

One of the central themes of The Counter involves waiting for something new, something different, while not taking action oneself. “Katie, all my life has been about waiting. I waited to become an adult and then I waited for the right girl and the right job and neither of them came and I’m waiting for good weather and good luck and good sleep and they’re not coming. And I’m never surprised,” Paul says. “I’m — you know when you read a book and it’s a good book, but you get to page 150 and you just, you get the point, and you just put it down? That’s how I’m feeling. And I would like the last event of my life, maybe the event of my life to be a surprise. And I’d like it to be in your company.”

“I was captivated by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community,” former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz once said. With more than a few surprises, The Counter succeeds at connecting people and creating community in the Laura Pels.

[Mark Rifkin is a Brooklyn-born, Manhattan-based writer and editor; you can follow him on Substack here.]

SEARCHING FOR CONNECTIONS AFTER THE ROBOT APOCALYPSE

A painter (Emily Sullivan) seeks connection in Loneliness Was a Pandemic (photo by Danny Bristoll)

LONELINESS WAS A PANDEMIC
Theaterlab
357 West Thirty-Sixth St., between Eighth & Ninth Aves., third floor
Thursday – Sunday through November 24, $35-$50
theaterlabnyc.com

What happens when the robot apocalypse occurs and artificial intelligence takes over what’s left of humanity? Olivia Haller provides one all-too-believable possibility in Loneliness Was a Pandemic, making its world premiere at TheaterLab through November 24.

“Tell me why this is valuable,” a robot (Andrew Moorhead) says to a thirtysomething painter (Emily Sullivan) at the start of the play. He is referring to a canvas by Vincent van Gogh; she describes what makes the work more than just a historical artifact, how it is both technically perfect and moving and beautiful, but the robot cannot grasp the concepts of personal emotions.

“We know the brain patterns you emit when you experience certain feelings. We have tried to replicate them, to respond in certain ways when we receive certain stimuli, but it does not make sense,” he explains. “There is no purpose to it. They do not serve a function.”

The robot has been charged with learning from the woman how to create art; it is the only reason why she is still alive, having been spared the fate of most of the planet’s citizenry. She is restricted to a white building, traveling between her apartment and a studio where she gives the robot lessons every day; the only objects onstage are an easel, a cart with painting supplies, a chest, a mattress on the floor, and a one-level bookcase on which sits a tome on twentieth-century Austrian painter Martin Häusle, who specialized in landscapes and stained-glass windows. There are no windows in the painter’s rooms for her to see the outside world.

She occasionally converses with her close friend, a writer (Cleopatra Boudreau) who appears on live video projected onto a sheet on the back wall. She is teaching her robot how to write a screenplay, and it’s not going well. “Do they want to feel? Or do they just want to make art because it’s the one thing they know they cannot do?” she asks, giving an example of the robot’s inability to grasp emotion.

The two humans yearn to be together again, especially when their talks are cut short and the prophetic words “Connection Lost” replace the video feed. Meanwhile, above the painter, piano lessons seem to be going much better as the sound of a lovely melody can be heard through the ceiling.

There is also a second robot, a voice (Yi Ming Sofyia Xue) that makes such pronouncements as “What do you have? When you look up at the stars, is there anyone watching out for you? Are you alone? It is time to wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.”

Soon, when the painter decides to fight back, she has to face her relationship with reality as the robot continues to interrogate her.

A painter (Emily Sullivan) is charged with teaching a robot (Andrew Moorhead) how to make high-quality art in play set in postapocalyptic future (photo by Danny Bristoll)

So far, artificial intelligence can only repurpose existing text and images, uploaded legally or illegally to its database, and cannot create unique art from scratch, like humans do. For example, when I entered the question “What is the play Loneliness Was a Pandemic,” this was part of the response I got from ChatGPT: “Loneliness Was a Pandemic is a play by Benjamin Benne, a playwright known for exploring themes of human connection, isolation, and the impact of societal forces on individuals. This play, like many contemporary works, touches on the emotional and psychological effects of loneliness in a world increasingly shaped by social media, technology, and, more recently, the COVID-19 pandemic. . . . The specific plot details of Loneliness Was a Pandemic may vary depending on the production or interpretation, but the core themes revolve around the search for meaningful connections, the exploration of personal identity, and the toll that loneliness takes on mental and emotional well-being. It’s an evocative metaphor, reflecting how widespread and deeply rooted loneliness has become in modern life.”

Although aspects of that answer are correct, specific details are way off, and most of it is essentially word salad. Benjamin Benne is a real playwright who has written such works as Alma, In His Hands, and What / Washed Ashore / Astray, none of which deal with robots, AI, the pandemic, or a postapocalyptic future.

Haller’s play works much better when it is not focusing on art as a necessary part of life, where art provides a critical pathway to developing feelings, emotions, and identity, and instead zeroes in on the need for interpersonal relationships. The words “pandemic” and “virus” never appear, although the overall atmosphere evokes what so many of us experienced during the coronavirus crisis, stuck inside, contacting friends and loved ones only via screens. It was also a time bursting with artistic invention; even cooking took on new importance as a culinary art, something that is argued in the play.

“I miss you! Of course I miss you! I’m lonely all the time! But what am I supposed to do about it?” the painter says while the connection with the writer is lost yet again.

Director Alex Kopnick makes good use of Joyce He’s claustrophobic set, enhanced by Sarah Woods’s stark lighting, Mitch Toher’s immersive sound, and Bryan Eng’s music. The cast, in appropriate costumes by Sophie Taylor, is young and strong, bringing a yearning vibrancy to the proceedings. One can only hope that art will continue to be made by humans, not robotic machines, as their careers proceed.

To keep the conversation going, there will be talkbacks on November 11 with engineer and roboticist Glenn Gartner and robot-dog trainer Agnieszka Pilat, on November 13 with Hello SciCom founder and CEO Sarah Siskind, Deveaux Barron from togather.ai, mrgn.ai CEO Yoni Rubin, and costume designer and anti-AI-in-the-arts advocate Sophie Taylor, and on November 16 with Rubin, Zach Cascalho Cox of Google, and OpenAds.ai cofounder Steven Liss.

[According to ChatGPT, “Mark Rifkin is a writer, editor, and cultural commentator whose work spans a variety of topics including literature, arts, and contemporary culture. A regular contributor to This Week in New York, Rifkin brings a keen eye for detail and an insightful perspective on the latest happenings in New York City’s dynamic cultural scene. Whether reviewing theater productions, analyzing art exhibits, or offering thoughtful commentary on social trends, Rifkin’s writing is known for its engaging prose and depth of knowledge. He is passionate about exploring the intersections of history, identity, and creativity, and his work reflects a commitment to both critical analysis and celebration of the vibrant life of the city.” You can follow Mark Rifkin on Substack here.]

ONLINE DATING: PLOTTING A NEW STRATEGY

Jenny (Heléne York) and Adam (Michael Zegen) go on a strange date in Strategic Love Play (photo by Joan Marcus)

STRATEGIC LOVE PLAY
Audible’s Minetta Lane Theatre
18 Minetta Lane between Sixth Ave. and MacDougal St.
Monday – Saturday through December 7, $86-$106
www.audible.com
strategicloveplay.com

The prospect of sitting through another play about online dating is as enticing as, well, going on an online date itself. But playwright Miriam Battye and director Katie Posner dig deep into the human need for connection in the Edinburgh Fringe–winning Strategic Love Play, which opened tonight at Audible’s Minetta Lane Theatre for a limited run through December 7.

“Should we just hold hands and start promising shit now so we don’t have to do this bit?” Jenny (Heléne York) asks Adam (Michael Zegen) when they meet at a table in an empty cabaret. “Sure!” Adam says, to which Jenny replies, “Oh shit! That was easy!” She reaches out her hand, but Adam does not take it.

There is nothing easy about online dating, especially when it’s about a lot more than just swiping right or left for a night of sex.

At the beginning, Adam is stiff and reserved, looking around like he’d rather be anywhere else than at that table at that exact moment. Jenny is open and honest, sick and tired of being let down by men and determined to make this date work. As they sip their beers, they try to find commonalities, but Adam grows more and more distant and disinterested, which frustrates Jenny, who suggests they just be who they are, whoever that is, “instead of the whole — I gotta seduce them by pretending I’m normal. But also disclose my not normal. In a fucking cabaret. So they’ll never be shocked or disappointed or leave me one day when I’ve put both my feet in —”

When Adam makes a move to leave early, Jenny is having none of it. She demands to know why, but all he can say is “You’re. Hey, you’re great” while insisting he is not a dick. When he lobs mean-spirited jabs at her, she initially takes it with self-deprecating stabs at herself until she fights back at his superficial needs and desires.

“So are you currently in a fantastic relationship?” she asks rhetorically. “’Cos I’m sorry if I was mistaken but I thought you were standing opposite me with a rock in your gut.” In response, he tells her she’s a sociopath.

When Jenny proposes a bizarre plan for how the rest of the date should go, he thinks it’s a bad joke, but he also can’t walk away as they consider future possibilities.

Adam (Michael Zegen) and Jenny (Heléne York) explore possibilities in potent drama (photo by Joan Marcus)

Strategic Love Play quickly rises above its clichéd rom-com subject matter, offering new perspectives on how two adults — their ages are never given in the play, but Yorke is thirty-nine and Zegen forty-five — might be able to find one another, despite personal and societal expectations and long-held biases and desires. It is like they are the only two people in the world; although there is a bar and other tables on Arnulfo Maldonado’s charming set, no one else is ever seen or heard. One of the themes is that two is better than one, in almost any circumstance; it’s evident as well in Battye’s dedication of the play to “the love of my life (tbc).”

Their conversation is a roller coaster of thoughts, feelings, and emotions between one person who arguably shares too much and a second who is bottled-up. Appropriately, she wears a low-cut, revealing top, while he looks constricted in his tight-fitting shirt. (The costumes are by Dede Ayite.) Jen Schriever’s lighting features more than a dozen large globe bulbs hanging from the ceiling, subtly changing colors from white, yellow, and red to orange, purple, and blue, both signalling and creating the many shifts in mood that Battye (Scenes with girls, Find a Partner) and Posner (You Bury Me, Hungry) orchestrate. Strings of holiday lights glitter above and behind them, as if something special is happening.

Both Zegen (Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice, A View from the Bridge), best known for his role as Joel on The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, and Yorke (American Psycho, Bullets over Broadway), one of the stars of The Other Two and a regular on Masters of Sex, find just the right balance in their characters, who can go from likable to disarming in the snap of a finger.

By the end of the play, they both seem to be more mature and more attractive, as if our seventy-minute date with them at the Minetta Lane went very well indeed.

[Mark Rifkin is a Brooklyn-born, Manhattan-based writer and editor; you can follow him on Substack here.]