THE 5,000 FINGERS OF DR. T (Roy Rowland, 1953)
Film Society of Lincoln Center
Elinor Bunin Munroe Film Center, Howard Gilman Theater
144 West 65th St. at Amsterdam Ave.
December 26-28, 11:00 am
212-875-5601
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Advertised as “the first Wonderama,” The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T is also the first — and only — film written directly for the screen by Ted Geisel, also known as Dr. Seuss. Geisel famously disowned it upon its release, declaring it a “debaculous fiasco” and refusing to discuss it in his memoir. But the Technicolor fantasy is actually far from a fiasco, although it is surreal, bizarre, and very, very strange. Tommy Rettig (Lassie) stars as Bartholomew Collins, a young boy who hates taking piano lessons from the awful Dr. Terwilliker (Hans Conried, who played Uncle Tonoose on Make Room for Daddy and voiced such animated villains as Captain Hook and Snidely Whiplash). In his dreams, Bart finds himself trapped at the Terwilliker Institute, an evil place where Dr. T has hypnotized Bart’s widowed mother, Heloise (Mary Healy), into being his assistant and eventual bride, and where the Collins’s friendly plumber, August Zabladowski (Peter Lind Hayes, who was married to Healy in real life), is installing sinks in cells to be occupied by five hundred kids who are being forced to perform by Dr. T on an enormous winding piano that has 480,000 keys. Meanwhile, musicians who play other instruments are imprisoned in the dungeon, leading to one of the film’s best production numbers. Lost in a German Expressionist-type world, designed by Rudolph Sternad (Judgment at Nuremburg), filled with long shadows, tilted buildings, and evil lurking around every corner, Bart tries desperately to save his mother, the plumber, and himself — and once again be part of a “normal” family. Geisel came up with the story and wrote the screenplay with Allan Scott (So Proudly We Hail); Geisel also wrote the lyrics, with music by Frederick Hollander. However, most of the songs ended up on the cutting-room floor, with only six appearing in the film, which might actually be a good thing, because the musical numbers, save for “Dungeon Shlim Shlam,” are the weakest part of the movie (even if it got nominated for an Oscar for Best Scoring of a Musical Picture). Directed by Roy Rowland with a strong hand from producer Stanley Kramer, The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T also features some ingenious set pieces and engaging contraptions among its overall weirdness. The film is screening December 26-28 at 11:00 am as part of the “Family Films” series at Lincoln Center, which concludes December 29 – January 1 with Steven Spielberg’s E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.



In 2007, investigative journalist Jeremy Scahill published Blackwater: The Rise of the World’s Most Powerful Mercenary Army, which detailed his reporting for the Nation on the controversial private military force hired by the U.S. government to fight in Iraq. Six years later, Scahill has written Dirty Wars: The World Is a Battlefield, a scathing indictment of another secretive fighting force, the Joint Special Operations Command. Director Rick Rowley (The Fourth World War, This Is What Democracy Looks Like) follows Scahill through Afghanistan, Yemen, Somalia, and Washington in this eponymous documentary accompanying the book as Scahill uncovers startling information about JSOC and the White House involving kill lists, mysterious night raids and drone strikes, attacks on U.S. citizens, and other controversial elements of the War on Terror. Rowley meets with former operatives who discuss JSOC’s rising power, villagers in Afghan and Yemen who claim U.S. forces murdered innocent women and children based on faulty intelligence, the father of targeted Islamic militant Anwar al-Awlaki, and U.S.-backed warlords who have no regard for the international rules of engagement. Every time Scahill appears to have reached a dead end in his investigation, he uncovers something that keeps him going, knowing it could get him into deep trouble. At one point a clip shows Jay Leno asking Scahill on Bill Maher’s Real Time, “Why are you still alive?” As inappropriate a question as that is, it is loaded with truth. No matter what your political bent, it is extremely difficult to watch Dirty Wars, as it reveals many unsettling facts about America and the War on Terror that will have even the most left-leaning viewers wondering whether Scahill should just have just left well enough alone. Photographed by Rowley and written by the director with Scahill and David Riker, Dirty Wars is screening December 26 at 6:30 as part of the Film Society of Lincoln Center series “For Your Consideration: Documentary Oscar Hopefuls,” which runs December 20-26 and consists of all fifteen nonfiction features that have made the Academy Awards short-list, including Blackfish, The Act of Killing, Life According to Sam, The Crash Reel, First Cousin Once Removed, and Which Way Is the Front Line from Here? The festival will be followed December 27 – January 2 by “For Your Consideration: Foreign Oscar Hopefuls,” comprising such international fare as Wong Kar Wai’s The Grandmaster, Thomas Vinterberg’s The Hunt, Kleber Mendonça Filho’s Neighboring Sounds, and Haifaa Al Mansour’s Wadjda.
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