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NEW MUSEUM BLOCK PARTY

Experimental composer Sxip Shirey will be performing at 2:45 at the New Museum Block Party in Sara D. Roosevelt Park on July 21

New Museum of Contemporary Art, 235 Bowery at Prince St.
Sara D. Roosevelt Park, Chrystie St. between Delancey & Broome Sts.
Saturday, July 21, 12 noon – 5:00
212-219-1222
www.newmuseum.org

The sixth annual New Museum Block Party takes place on the Lower East Side on Saturday in nearby Sara D. Roosevelt Park as well as the museum itself. There will be live outdoor performances by experimental artists Chris Giarmo/Boys Don’t Fight, Yvonne Meier, Sxip Shirey, and High Priest of Antipop Consortium, a Bowery Artist Tribute in which visitors can remix and recontextualize poems that have ties to the neighborhood, a digital archive of New Museum catalogs (in which you can create your own mix-and-match mini-catalog), an Op art workshop, a Lower East Side photo show, an interactive paper workshop led by Nicolás Paris, an alternate-color demonstration, and free admission to the museum (with tours every hour at a quarter past), where you can check out the exhibitions “Ghosts in the Machine,” “Pictures from the Moon: Artists’ Holograms 1969 – 2008,” “The Parade: Nathalie Djurberg with Music by Hans Berg,” and “Carlos Motta: We Who Feel Differently.”

SUPER SÁBADO! EL MUSEO’S BLOCK PARTY

The Welfare Poets will perform at annual El Museo Block Party on Saturday

FREE THIRD SATURDAYS
El Museo del Barrio
1230 Fifth Ave. at 104th St.
Saturday, July 21, free, 11:00 am – 8:00 pm
212-831-7272
www.elmuseo.org

El Museo del Barrio’s monthly free celebration of art, music, dance, and food heads outdoors on July 21 for a family-friendly summer block party on 104th St. Most of the special events take place in the late afternoon, with the Welfare Poets, domino tables, a pop-up photo booth, art workshops, A Lo Afro-Colombiano and KR3Ts dance classes, DJ EX spinning soulful tunes, and El Barrio’s Freshest 2012 breakdancing competition. The museum’s galleries are open as well, so you can beat the heat by going inside and checking out the exhibitions “Caribbean: Crossroads of the World” and “Voces y Visiones: Gran Caribe.”

SUNSHINE AT MIDNIGHT: BROADWAY DANNY ROSE

Woody Allen has trouble explaining his gesture to Mia Farrow in BROADWAY DANNY ROSE

BROADWAY DANNY ROSE (Woody Allen, 1984)
Landmark Sunshine Cinema
143 East Houston St. between First & Second Aves.
Friday, July 20, and Saturday, July 21, 12 midnight
212-330-8182
www.landmarktheatres.com

We don’t mean to be facetious or didactic, but Broadway Danny Rose is one of Woody Allen’s most consistently entertaining movies, and we say that with all due respect. In the hysterically frantic mob comedy, a group of old-time Borscht Belt comedians, including Sandy Baron, Corbett Monica, Jackie Gayle, Morty Gunty, Will Jordan, and Howard Storm (in addition to longtime Allen producer Jack Rollins), have gathered at the Carnegie Deli and are sharing legendary stories about Danny (Allen), with Baron claiming to have the best one of all, which is then told in flashback. Rose, a small-time New York talent agent who represents such minor-league acts as the Impresario of the Musical Glasses (Gloria Parker) and hapless ventriloquist Barney Dunn (Herb Reynolds), gets involved with local gangsters when one of his clients, has-been nightclub singer Lou Canova (Nick Apollo Forte), asks him to serve as a beard for his girlfriend, Tina Vitale (Mia Farrow), a gum-chewing, tough-talking moll whose former beau is a very jealous mobster. Danny and Tina are soon on the run, at one point finding themselves in a warehouse filled with Thanksgiving Day parade balloons, leading to one of the funniest laugh-out-loud scenes of Allen’s career. A character-driven comedy with a marvelous blend of slapstick and romance, Broadway Danny Rose is Allen at his very best, as actor, writer, and director. And if we might interject a concept at this juncture, just remember: star, smile, strong!

VIDEO OF THE DAY — BEAR HANDS: SONGS FROM UTOPIA VOLUME I

On their 2010 full-length debut, Burning Bush Supper Club, Brooklyn-based indie four-piece Bear Hands explored guns, violence, and lost love in a relatively personal way. But on their new three-track EP, Songs from Utopia Volume I — which was released for free on Independence Day — singer-guitarist Dylan Rau, guitarist Ted Feldman, bassist Val Loper, and drummer TJ Orscher take on bigger issues, examining some of the most embarrassing moments in recent American history. “It takes a warrior to kill fifteen men / It takes a gentleman to apologize,” Rau sings on “What I’ve Learned,” which looks at U.S. military involvement in Japan, Vietnam, Cambodia, Nicaragua, Mexico, and Iraq. Now sporting a much tighter do that his previous, wilder hairstyles, he continues, “I’d like to see the red sun rising in Japan / Recall the glory days of dying like a man / With every death is born a brand-new life / Master of double speak make everything all right.” On “Bullshit Saviour Complex,” the band explores American policy in Africa, while “Disaster Shy” excoriates the government for its failure to react to the devastation wrought by Hurricane Katrina. Bear Hands will be kicking off their latest tour at the Knitting Factory in Brooklyn on July 20 ($15, 9:00) with Fort Lean and the Judas Knife. The EP, which features a mix of genres from rap and reggae to funk and techno, can be downloaded for free here. As this is called “Volume I,” we’re hoping there’s more to come, and soon.

CREST HARDWARE ART SHOW

Tools are not always what they seem at Crest Hardware (photo by twi-ny/mdr)

Crest Hardware & Urban Garden Center
558 Metropolitan Ave. between Lorimer & Union
Daily thorugh August 31, free, Monday – Saturday 8:00 – 7:00, Sunday 10:00 – 5:00
718-388-9521
www.cresthardwareartshow.com
crest hardware art show slideshow

The annual Crest Hardware Art Show is an exhibit like none other, a fun, lighthearted display spread throughout the Brooklyn store, which is celebrating its fiftieth anniversary this year. More than one hundred artists have works on the shelves, down the aisles, hanging from the ceiling, and out in the garden, most of which are made of and/or comment on objects available at the popular hardware store. Priced from $10 to $8,888, with most works between $100 and $500, the show is like a treasure hunt, with a majority of the pieces artfully “hidden” as if they are regular hardware items. Chelsea Bahr uses toilet seats in “All the Things I’ve Read on the Pot.” Bernadette Scelta paints a paintbrush painting in “Paint a Wall and Clear Your Mind,” which evokes Magritte as it hangs among the paintbrushes. A pair of rats with a broom are not happy in Peter Pracilio’s “Damn Housing.” Aya Rosen and Ruti Dan create offbeat faces using unusual materials in “Where the Midnight Summer’s Dreams.” Jilly Ballistic places gas masks on Marilyn Monroe and a would-be subway rider that resemble nearby safety goggles and paint odor respirators in “Seven Year Itch à la Jilly Ballistic” and “E Train to World Trade Center.” Joseph Silva’s “50 Shades of Gray” features fifty squares of different shades of the color gray as if they were paint swatches. Jude Ferencz uses wires to create such Tim Burton-inspired works as “Crucified Copper” and “Copper Skate Punk.” Damien Olsen’s “Bill Murray” tells the bizarre tale of a hungry alligator and an unfortunate person. And visitors are encouraged to put on the headphones and groove to Kayrock’s self-DJ’d “Emergency Synthesizer Tool Box.” Other pieces incorporate power drills, hammers, watering cans, ladders, wrenches, chain saws, flashlights, nuts, bolts, locks, spray paint, pliers, lamps, screws, rat traps, duct tape, and other hardware elements in inventive ways. The Crest Hardware Art Show is a great way to spend a few hours when one of you wants to see art while the other is getting ready to do some home improvement. Sales from the works benefit the City Reliquary, the museum and civic organization down the street on Metropolitan Ave.

SUMMER MOVIE SERIES: STAR TREK

J. J. Abrams’s reboot of the Star Trek franchise beams onto the Intrepid on July 20 for free screening

STAR TREK (J. J. Abrams, 2009)
Intrepid Sea, Air & Space Museum
Pier 86, 12th Ave. & 46th St.
Friday, July 20, free, doors open at 7:30
www.intrepidmuseum.org
www.startrek.com

Just as Kirk has his Khan, Spock gets his Nero in J. J. Abrams’s immensely entertaining time-traveling Star Trek movie. Abrams (Lost) goes back to the very beginning, with the tumultuous birth of one James Tiberius Kirk (Chris Pine), whose father was a legendary member of Star Fleet. Soon he winds up aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise, surrounded by a crew that includes a logical Vulcan named Spock (Zachary Quinto); Uhura (Zoe Saldana), a hot language specialist; Leonard “Bones” McCoy (Karl Urban), a goofy doctor; seventeen-year-old helmsman Pavel Chekov (Anton Yelchin); engineer extraordinaire Montgomery Scott (Simon Pegg); and rookie pilot and swordsman Hikaru Sulu (John Cho). In this sort-of Star Trek Babies tale, the young cadets are suddenly thrust into action with Captain Pike (Bruce Greenwood), on a mission that involves evil villain Nero (Eric Bana), a rogue Romulan with an ax to grind. Star Trek fans will love all the little homages to the series and the previous films, with both obvious and obscure references every step of the way as we learn how this famous crew first met one another and developed their extremely familiar relationships. Star Trek is screening July 20 on board the flight deck of the Intrepid as part of the museum’s free summer movie series, which continues with The Muppets on July 27, Jurassic Park on August 3, and The Goonies on August 17.

JAPAN CUTS: 13 ASSASSINS

Kôji Yakusho sidebar at Japan Cuts festival includes Takashi Miike’s brilliant 13 ASSASSINS

FOCUS ON KOJI YAKUSHO: 13 ASSASSINS (JÛSAN-NIN NO SHIKAKU) (Takashi Miike, 2010)
Japan Society
333 East 47th St. at First Ave.
Saturday, July 21, $12, 8:20
Japan Cuts series continues through July 28
212-715-1258
www.13assassins.com
www.japansociety.org

Japanese director Takashi Miike’s first foray into the samurai epic is a nearly flawless film, perhaps his most accomplished work. Evoking such classics as Kurosawa’s Seven Samurai, Mizoguchi’s 47 Ronin, Aldrich’s The Dirty Dozen, and Eastwood’s High Plains Drifter, 13 Assassins is a thrilling tale of honor and revenge, inspired by a true story. In mid-nineteenth-century feudal Japan, during a time of peace just prior to the Meiji Restoration, Lord Naritsugu (Gorô Inagaki), the son of the former shogun and half-brother to the current one, is abusing his power, raping and killing at will, even using his servants and their families as target practice with a bow and arrow. Because of his connections, he is officially untouchable, but Sir Doi (Mikijiro Hira) secretly hires Shinzaemon Shimada (Kôji Yakusho) to gather a small team and put an end to Naritsugu’s brutal tyranny. But the lord’s protector, Hanbei (Masachika Ichimura), a former nemesis of Shinzaemon’s, has vowed to defend his master to the death, even though he despises Naritsugu’s actions. As the thirteen samurai make a plan to get to Naritsugu, they are eager to finally break out their long-unused swords and do what they were born to do. “He who values his life dies a dog’s death,” Shinzaemon proclaims, knowing that the task is virtually impossible but willing to die for a just cause. Although there are occasional flashes of extreme gore in the first part of the film, Miike keeps the audience waiting until he unleashes the gripping battle, an extended scene of blood and violence that highlights death before dishonor. Selected for the 2009 Cannes Film Festival and nominated for the Silver Lion at the 2010 Venice Film Festival, 13 Assassins is one of Miike’s best-crafted tales; nominated for ten Japanese Academy Prizes, including Best Picture, Best Director, Best Screenplay (Daisuke Tengan), Best Editing (Kenji Yamashita), Best Original Score (Koji Endo), and Best Actor (Yakusho), it won awards for cinematography (Nobuyasu Kita), lighting direction (Yoshiya Watanabe), art direction (Yuji Hayashida), and sound recording (Jun Nakamura). 13 Assassins is screening at Japan Society on July 21 at 8:20 as part of the Japan Cuts sidebar “Focus on Kôji Yakusho” and will be introduced by the actor; the July 20-21 mini-festival also includes such other Yakusho vehicles as his directorial debut, Toad’s Oil, as well as Shuichi Okita’s The Woodsman and the Rain, the New York premiere of Masato Harada’s Chronicle of My Mother, Kiyoshi Kurosawa’s Cure, and Masayuki Suo’s original Shall We Dance?