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KHAN!!! THE MUSICAL! A PARODY TREK-TACULAR

Khan (Zachary Kropp) is flanked by two of his minions (Crystal Marie Stewart and Laura Whittenberger) in Star Trek parody (photo by Carol Rosegg)

KHAN!!! THE MUSICAL! A PARODY TREK-TACULAR
Players Theatre
115 MacDougal St.
Thursday – Sunday through June 4, $25-$65
www.khaniscoming.com

Brent Black’s Khan!!! The Musical! is a series of missed opportunities, unable to pass its own Kobayashi Maru training exercise, trapping itself too often in no-win situations.

In the 1967 Star Trek episode “Space Seed,” Captain James T. Kirk (William Shatner) of the USS Enterprise exiles Khan Noonien Singh (Ricardo Montalbán) and his Botany Bay crew of genetic superhumans to the abandoned planet Ceti Alpha V. Fifteen years later, Khan returns to seek revenge in Nicholas Meyer’s hit 1982 film Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

Khan!!! The Musical!, subtitled “The Parody Trek-Tacular,” running at the Players Theatre through June 4, takes place in 2336, as Lt. Commander Data (Julian Manjerico) is writing a musical about Kirk and Khan’s intense battle, to be performed by a holographic cast of members of Starfleet. The emotionless Data regularly stops the show to inquire how the artificially intelligent audience program is enjoying it and to introduce the next scene.

“Musical theater. Is it merely an archaic four-hundred-year-old art form gone the way of disco, boy bands, and Klingon disco boy bands? Or does musical theater hold insights for all humanoids?” he begins. “As part of my mission to become more human, I wanted to find out. So I forced myself to watch one thousand hours of twentieth-century Earth musicals, then synthesized them all into a playwriting subroutine, and assembled a musical comedy based on one of the most dramatic events in Starfleet history.”

Despite some very clever lines and funny moments, too much of Khan!!! The Musical! ends up feeling like it was written by AI or ChatGPT.

On hand are all the beloved favorites of the starship Enterprise: Mr. Spock (Max Nusbaum), chief medical officer Leonard “Bones” McCoy (Lindsey M. E. Newton), chief engineer Montgomery “Scotty” Scott (Newton), helm officer Hikaru Sulu (Clayton Matthews), communications officer Uhura (Crystal Marie Stewart), and Admiral Kirk (Shyaporn Theerakulstit, who played Sulu on three episodes of Star Trek Phase II); in addition, Pavel Chekov (Matthews) is now the first officer of the USS Reliant, the starship taken over by Khan (Zachary Kropp). New to the cast are Lt. Saavik (Laura Whittenberger), a half-Vulcan cadet who believes in following the rules; Joachim (Manjerico), Khan’s subservient right-hand man; Peter Preston (Manjerico), Scotty’s nephew; Dr. Carol Marcus (Stewart), head of Project Genesis; and her son, David (Manjerico).

Oddly, Captain Terrell, who in the film was played by Emmy winner and Oscar nominee Paul Winfield, has been changed into a redshirt, the term used for extremely minor characters who get killed on away missions; he’s listed in the script as Terrell, but my guess is that since there’s no Black actor in the cast, they opted not to have a person of a different background portray him. (The script requests that productions avoid whitewashing.)

Admiral James T. Kirk (Shyaporn Theerakulstit) leads a song and dance as he battles an old enemy in Khan!!! The Musical! (photo by Carol Rosegg)

Khan!!! The Musical! starts off with a bang as it sets the stage for what is to come. Ivey Jenkins-Long’s ultra-low-budget set features bridge consoles on wheels, a handmade cardboard Genesis missile, and a makeshift engineering room. Jolene Richardson’s costumes evoke those of the television series and films, with Kropp looking particularly fine in his torn, open-shirted warrior getup, although I still can’t figure out why they didn’t make a joke about “fine Corinthian leather,” as Montalbán described the interior of the Chrysler Cordoba in a series of mid-1970s car commercials.

Otherwise, inside jokes, pop-culture references, and shots at numerous Star Trek inconsistencies abound. “You know, Khan . . . you seem to leave a trail of death everywhere you go, but like some kind of Imperial Stormtrooper, you keep missing the target!” Kirk growls at his adversary. “The no-win scenario isn’t really about passing or failing. The point is your character,” Bones tells Saavik, who replies, “I have often wondered what the point of my character is.”

Nicholas Kaminski’s music direction and Angel Reed’s choreography pay homage to such classics as Chicago, Les Misérables, Grease, and The Rocky Horror Picture Show in such songs as “Young,” “The Needs of the Many,” and “Buried Alive,” but they quickly become repetitive, and too many numbers are unnecessary, particularly “When the Chickens Come Home,” with giant mutant fowl laying an egg kicking off the second act. Constant mentions of the game Battleship and Joachim’s desire to go bowling are tedious, as are Kirk and Spock calling each other by fan-fiction-inspired lover nicknames, “Frosty-buns” and “Jim-jam”; the concept is good, but it would have been better if they changed the nicknames each time. The show was co-conceived by Black with Alinca Morgan, who contributed “additional materials,” and is directed by John Lampe, who will have to take the Kobayashi Maru again.

It also gets confusing as some actors closely impersonate their characters’ voice and movement while others don’t; Theerakulstit’s embodiment of William Shatner is fun at first but slows down the pace as it continues, and the decision to have David talk like Shatner peters out immediately. And the amount of time spent on Preston is inexplicable.

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan is one of my favorite movies, so maybe I was expecting too much from Khan!!! The Musical! There were a lot of Trekkies in the audience the night I went, many of whom were off to the Trek Long Island convention that weekend, and they were having a great time.

The most famous moment in the film is when an angry Kirk clenches his fist and screams out, “Khan!”

After the show, I wanted to scream out, “Khan!!! The Musical!”

BOB DYLAN BIRTHDAY BASH

Who: Near Dead Experience, Philosophers, Chest Fever
What: Concert celebrating Robert Allen Zimmerman’s eighty-second birthday
Where: Brooklyn Bowl, 61 Wythe Ave.
When: Wednesday, May 24, $15, 8:00
Why: In July 1987, Bob Dylan teamed up with the Grateful Dead for a half dozen stadium shows in the United States. Last month, Dylan’s Never Ending Tour traveled to Tokyo, where Bob surprised everyone by adding slot to his otherwise iron-tight setlist for covers of the Dead’s “Truckin’,” “Brokedown Palace,” and “Not Fade Away” (originally by Buddy Holly and the Crickets). So it’s only fitting that GD tribute bands Near Dead Experience and Philosophers (aka Phil and the Osophers) will be at Brooklyn Bowl on May 24 for a bash celebrating Dylan’s completion of his latest revolution around the sun. In addition, Chest Fever, which plays the songs of the Band with Robbie Robertson’s blessing, is on the bill, focusing on the songs Dylan and the Band recorded together, primarily on Before the Flood and The Basement Tapes, as well as their own tunes.

It also happens to be my birthday, so I’m requesting Jerry’s version of “Tangled Up in Blue”; meanwhile, Dead & Company have announced that they’re hanging it up following their summer tour, with their last shows ever July 14-16 in San Francisco, adding a bittersweet tinge to the birthday bash, which will also feature surprise guests. I was at the above show, at the Meadowlands on July 12, 1987, where the camaraderie between Dylan and the Grateful Dead is clearly evident, so evident that Bob asked to join the group in 1988 and maybe again in 1995.

RECANATI-KAPLAN TALKS: GRAHAM NASH

A Graham Nash self-portrait from 1972 is one of two dozens works on view at City Winery (photo courtesy City Winery / Graham Nash)

Who: Graham Nash, Anthony DeCurtis
What: Live and livestreamed conversation
Where: 92nd St. Y Center of Culture & Arts, 1395 Lexington Ave. between 91st & 92nd St., Buttenwieser Hall at the Arnhold Center and online
When: Thursday, June 1, $25 online, $35 in person, 8:30
Why: On “A Better Life,” the second song on Now, his first album of new material in seven years, two-time Rock and Roll Hall of Famer Graham Nash sings, “Let’s make it a better life, leave it for the kids / It’s a lovely place, welcome home to the human race / We can make it a better life — one we can be proud of / So that at the end of the day, I hope we hear them say / that we left them a better life.” In his most recent book, A Life in Focus: The Photography of Graham Nash (November 2021, Insight Editions, $60), the musician, visual artist, and social activist explains, “I’ve been taking photographs longer than I’ve been making music.”

Coming off three shows at City Winery in which he played songs from throughout his long and distinguished career, the eighty-one-year-old Nash will be at the 92nd St. Y on June 1 at 8:30, in conversation with Rolling Stone contributor Anthony DeCurtis. Now contains such other tracks as “Right Now,” “Golden Idols,” and “I Watched It All Come Down”; meanwhile, two dozen of his pictures are on view through July 11 at City Winery in the exhibition “Graham Nash: Enduring Images,” including photos of Columbus Circle, David Crosby, Balboa Park, Johnny Cash, Jerry Garcia, Joni Mitchell, Neil Young, and an old house in Santa Cruz. At the 92nd St. Y talk, which can be attended in person or online, Nash will also perform some songs from the new record, demonstrating once again how he’s made this life better for all of us.

THE REBECCA LUKER SONGBOOK: A BENEFIT CONCERT

Who: Julie Benko, Andréa Burns, Carolee Carmello, Nikki Renée Daniels, Laura Darrell, Ali Ewoldt, Marina Kondo, Emilie Kouatchou, Bryce Pinkham, Scarlett Strallen, Jessica Vosk, Sally Wilfert, more
What: Tribute to Broadway favorite Rebecca Luker
Where: Symphony Space, 2537 Broadway at Ninety-Fifth St.
When: Monday, May 22, $35-$250, 8:00
Why: On May 10, 2018, Alabama-born Broadway star Rebecca Luker presented “Project Broadway: The Rebecca Luker Songbook” at Symphony Space, a concert featuring the world premiere of eighteen songs written specifically for her by such composers as Deborah Abramson, Sam Davis, Stephen Flaherty, Jenny Giering, Sheldon Harnick, Henry Krieger, Andrew Lippa, Matthew Sklar, and Joseph Thalken. The three-time Tony nominee (Show Boat, The Music Man, Mary Poppins) announced in 2020 that she had ALS, and she died on December 23 of that year, survived by her husband, Tony winner Danny Burstein, and his two sons.

On May 22, a wonderful collection of Broadway stars will honor Luker and the fifth anniversary of “The Rebecca Luker Songbook” when they gather at Symphony Space and debut twenty-four different songs written for Luker, by Carmel Dean, Scott Eyerly, Giering, Mike Heitzman and Ilene Reid, Krieger, Lippa, David Loud, Martin Lowe, Joshua Rosenblum, Sam Willmott, and others. (The project included more than eighty original numbers.) Among those performing will be Julie Benko, Andréa Burns, Carolee Carmello, Nikki Renée Daniels, Laura Darrell, Ali Ewoldt, Marina Kondo, Emilie Kouatchou, Bryce Pinkham, Scarlett Strallen, Jessica Vosk, and Sally Wilfert; Thalken will serve as music director, with Deborah Avery on clarinet, Katherine Cherbas on cello, Craig Magnano on guitar and ukulele, and Benny Koonyevsky on percussion. The concert will raise funds for Project ALS, which “identifies and funds the most promising scientific research that will lead to the first effective treatments and a cure for ALS. We recruit the world’s best scientists and doctors to work together — rationally and aggressively — to develop a better understanding of the ALS disease process and, in parallel, better therapeutic strategies.” Tickets range from $35 to $250; the concert, directed by producer Annette Jolles, will also be livestreamed for $35.

THE 2023 HARLEM INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL

Ryan Dickie and Abigail Horton’s Blow Up My Life opens the 2023 Harlem Film Festival

THE 2023 HARLEM INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL
AMC Magic Johnson Harlem 9 Theatres, 2309 Frederick Douglass Blvd.
The Forum, 601 West 125th St.
Maysles Documentary Center, 343 Malcolm X Blvd.
May 18-28
harlemfilmfestival.org

The eighteenth edition of the Harlem International Film Festival kicks off May 18 with the New York premiere of Ryan Dickie and Abigail Horton’s Blow Up My Life, a pharmaceutical thriller starring Jason Selvig, Kara Young, Ben Horner, Davram Stiefler, and Reema Sampat, followed by a filmmaker Q&A and preceded by Eunice Levis’s InVade, a short that mixes undocumented immigration and environmental disaster. InVade is one of four films in the Harlem Spotlight section, along with Hans Augustave’s eight-minute I Held Him, with Brian Teague Williams, Alphonso Walker Jr., and Malik Yoba; Ryan Fenson-Hood’s twenty-one-minute The Obituary of Jasper James, about an unhoused man who moves into a mausoleum; and Patrick Heaphy’s feature-length documentary The Sacred Space Between Earth and Space, about Harlem Stage’s Afrofuturism series produced during the pandemic.

“This year we are celebrating over a century of Harlem Renaissance and Resilience with an amazing slate of films from the area,” HI program director Nasri Zacharia said in a statement. “Music runs throughout our schedule with amazing documentaries, very special honorees, culminating in a big day of music films and a special live performance. This film festival has always emphasized the idea of being a festival with exciting and entertaining events inspired by the films we screen, and this year really underlines that idea.”

Reggie Austin will perform live following NC Heikin’s Life & Life documentary about Austin’s experience in prison; other music docs look at bluesman James Cotton, jazz pianist Arturo O’Farrill, trumpeter Roy Hargrove, and double bassist Ron Carter, who will be honored with the Renaissance Award.

On May 20, Columbia University’s Forum presents free showings of Ashwin Chaudhary’s documentary Blind Eye Artist, about painter Justin Wadlington, whose art will be on display; Jenny Mackenzie’s documentary The Right to Read, about an NAACP activist, a teacher, and two American families dealing with literacy issues; and a special collection of Harlem shorts by local filmmakers.

Other in-person films include Tamika Miller’s Honor Student, David Bell and Mecca Medina’s #Brokeboi paired with William Alexander Runnels’s The Closet B!tch, Clayton P. Allis and Doug E. Doug’s In the Weeds with Doug in person, and Christina Kallas’s Paris Is in Harlem. In addition, STARZ will host the world premiere of the first two episodes of season two of Run the World, with stars Amber Stevens West, Bresha Webb, and Corbin Reid participating in a panel discussion after the Friday Night Spotlight screening. There will also be an extensive virtual section of the festival; keep watching this space for more information.

A TALE OF TWO SHAKESPEARE ADAPTATIONS: THE COMEDY OF ERRORS / ROMEO AND JULIET

A fab cast sings and dances its way through exuberant production of The Comedy of Errors (photo by Peter Cooper)

PUBLIC THEATER MOBILE UNIT: THE COMEDY OF ERRORS
Multiple locations in all five boroughs
Through May 21, free (no RSVP necessary)
Shiva Theater, May 25 – June 11, free with RSVP
publictheater.org

Last Saturday, I did a Shakespeare doubleheader. In the afternoon, I saw the Public Theater’s Mobile Unit touring production of The Comedy of Errors, followed in the evening by NAATCO’s off-Broadway premiere of Hansol Jung’s Romeo and Juliet. The former turned out to be the most fun I’ve ever had at a Shakespeare play. The latter, by a writer whose previous show was wildly exhilarating and utterly unforgettable, started strong but couldn’t quite sustain it, ending up being not so much fun.

The Mobile Unit is now in its twelfth year of bringing free Shakespeare to all five boroughs, presenting works in prisons, shelters, and underserved community centers as well as city parks. On May 13, it pulled into the Richard Rodgers Amphitheater in Marcus Garvey Park, where part of the audience sat on the stage, on all four sides of a small, intimate square area where the action takes place; attendees could also sit in the regular seats, long concrete benches under the open sky.

Emmie Finckel’s spare set features a wooden platform and a bright yellow stepladder that serves several purposes. Lux Haac’s attractive, colorful costumes hang on racks at the back, where the actors perform quick changes. Music director and musician Jacinta Clusellas and guitarist Sara Ornelas sit on folding chairs, performing Julián Mesri’s Latin American–inspired score; Ornelas is fabulous as a troubadour and musical narrator, often wandering around the space and leading the cast in song. The lyrics, by Mesri and director and choreographer Rebecca Martínez, who collaborated on the adaptation, are in English and Spanish and are not necessarily translated word for word, but you will understand what is going on regardless of your primary tongue. As the troubadour explains, “I should mention that most of / this show will be performed in English / though it’s supposed to / take place in two states in Ancient Greece. / But don’t be surprised / if these actors switch their language.”

Trimmed down to a smooth-flowing ninety minutes, the show tells the story of a pair of twins, Dromio (Gían Pérez) and Antipholus (Joel Perez), who were separated at birth. In Ephesus, Dromio serves Antipholus, a wealthy man married to the devoted Adriana (Danaya Esperanza) but cheating on her with a lusty, demanding courtesan (Desireé Rodriguez). The other Dromio and Antipholus arrive in Ephesus and soon have everyone running around in circles as the mistaken identity slapstick ramps up.

Adriana (Danaya Esperanza) and Dromio (Gían Pérez) are all mixed up in The Comedy of Errors (photo by Peter Cooper)

Meanwhile, the merchant Egeon (Varín Ayala) is facing execution because he is from Syracuse, whose citizens are barred from Ephesus, per a decree from the Duchess Solina (Rodriguez); the goldsmith Angelo (Ayala) has made a fancy gold rope necklace for Antipholus but gives it to the wrong one; the Syracuse Dromio is confounded when Adriana’s kitchen maid claims to be his wife; the Syracuse Antipholus falls madly in love with Luciana (Keren Lugo), Adriana’s sister; and an abbess (Rodriguez) is determined to protect anyone who seeks sanctuary.

In case any or all of that is confusing, the troubadour clears things up in a series of songs that explain some, but not all, of the details, and the Public also provides everyone with a cheat sheet. Again, the troubadour: “In case you missed it / or took a little nap / Here’s what’s been happening / since we last had a chat / We’ll do our best / but we confess / this plot is really putting our skills to the test.”

It all comes together sensationally at the conclusion, as true identities are revealed, conflicts are resolved, and love wins out.

Martínez (Sancocho, Living and Breathing) fills the amphitheater with an infectious and supremely delightful exuberance. The terrific cast interacts with the audience, as if we are the townspeople of Ephesus. Gían Pérez (Sing Street) and Joel Perez (Sweet Charity, Fun Home) are hilarious as the two sets of twins, who switch hat colors to identify which brother they are at any given time. Esperanza (Mary Jane, for colored girls . . .) shines as the ever-confused, ultradramatic Adriana, Lugo (Privacy, At the Wedding) is lovely as Luciana and the duchess, Rodriguez is engaging as Emilia and the courtesan, and Ayala (The Merchant of Venice, The Taming of the Shrew) excels as Angelo, Egeon, and Dr. Pinch.

But Ornelas (A Ribbon About a Bomb, American Mariachi) all but steals the show, switching between leather and denim jackets as she portrays minor characters and plays her guitar with a huge smile on her face, words and music lifting into the air. Charles Coes’s sound design melds with the wind blowing through the trees and other people enjoying themselves in the park on a Saturday afternoon. There are no errors in this comedy.

The Mobile Unit continues on the road with stops at A.R.R.O.W. Field House and Corona Plaza in Queens and Johnny Hartman Plaza in Manhattan before heading home to the Shiva Theater at the Public for a free run May 25 through June 11.

Romeo (Major Curda) and Juliet (Dorcas Leung) have a tough time of it at Lynn F. Angelson Theater (photo by Julieta Cervantes)

ROMEO AND JULIET
Lynn F. Angelson Theater
136 East Thirteenth St. between Third & Fourth Aves.
Monday – Saturday through June 3, $40
naatco.org

In February, I called Hansol Jung’s Wolf Play at MCC “the most exhilarating hundred minutes you will spend in a theater right now.” Alas, her follow-up, a profoundly perplexing adaptation of Romeo and Juliet making its off-Broadway premiere at the Lynn F. Angelson Theater through June 3, is unable to decide whether it is a wacky farce or a serious drama, ending up as its own kind of comedy of errors.

The confusion starts as the audience enters the space, where a handmade sign says to pick one side; the stage is a circular platform cut in half by a muslin curtain. Every person stops to consider which of the two sides might be better, asking the usher and looking back and forth at the possibilities. I watched as one woman, after selecting one side, got up several times to question whether she had chosen correctly. In this case, assigned seating might have been better, or instead dividing the sections into “Montague” and “Capulet.”

The play, a collaboration between the National Asian American Theatre Company and the Oregon Shakespeare Festival’s Play On Shakespeare Project that debuted at Red Bank’s Two River Theater, begins with some funny slapstick as Daniel Liu fumbles with opening the curtains, which are tied by thick white rope to opposing scaffolds. Liu provides comic relief throughout the two-and-a-half-hour show, portraying multiple characters, including Lady Capulet in a white gown. (She’s later played by a coatrack.)

While a chorus delivers the prologue — “Two households, both alike in dignity / (In fair Verona, where we lay our scene), / From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, / Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. / From forth the fatal loins of these two foes / A pair of star-cross’d lovers” — Capulet servants Sampson and Gregory engage in a conversation that makes sure we realize that this is not going to be a traditional production. “Gregory, I swear, man, we can’t be no one’s suckers,” Sampson says. “There’s some people I’d be happy to suck on,” Gregory responds. “Well, they can suck my cum and then succumb to my sword,” Sampson adds. The wordplay may be in the spirit of ribald Elizabethan theater, but it can feel like a pretty harsh divergence from the actual text. Jung and codirector Dustin Wills aren’t able to balance the juxtapositions as the story meanders; this adaptation assumes that the audience essentially knows what’s going to happen so necessary plot development can be skipped.

Juliet’s father has picked Count Paris (Rob Kellogg) to be her husband, but she has fallen head-over-heels for Romeo (Major Curda), scion of the Capulets’ sworn enemy, the Montagues. A swordfight between Romeo’s cousin, Mercutio (Jose Gamo), and Juliet’s cousin, Tybalt (Kellogg), lays the groundwork for more blood to follow, along with heartbreak and a classic finale that has never made complete sense.

But Jung (Wild Goose Dreams, Cardboard Piano, Human Resources) and Wills (Montag, Plano) get so caught up in theatrical hijinks — the actors climb the scaffold to operate spotlights, random props that had been tucked under the circular platform are suddenly crowding the stage, a soundboard spits out digital beats (the music is by Brian Quijada), the fourth wall is inconsistently broken — that it is hard for the audience to maintain focus and care about the characters. Junghyun Georgia Lee’s set also echoes NAATCO’s recent production of Edward Albee’s A Delicate Balance, in which rows of hundreds of glasses and books were visible underneath the stage but were not used in the play.

Peter (Daniel Liu), Potboy (Jose Gamo), and Servingman (Purva Bedi) engage in some silliness in Hansol Jung’s adaptation of Romeo and Juliet (photo by Julieta Cervantes)

The mood goes from an irreverent send-up with contemporary language to a serious interpretation using Shakespeare’s original words; it’s like Jung is unable to decide which way to go, much like the audience entering the theater. It’s a shame, because the show has its clever moments of inspiration. Mariko Ohigashi’s random costumes include Juliet’s sweatshirt that says “Abbondanza” on two lines, while Romeo’s T-shirt proclaims, “Count Your Fucking Rainbows”; Juliet wears cute and fluffy animal slippers; Friar Laurence (Purva Bedi) is dressed in oversized pants with suspenders; and Mercutio is styled like a boy band star. (However, the Groucho glasses are confounding.) Two trapdoors allow Romeo and Juliet to escape from everyone else. When things get tense, Romeo often strums a few notes on his guitar, which elicits laughter.

Even with a makeout scene, Leung (Miss Saigon, Snow in Midsummer) and Curda (KPOP!) never catch fire. Kellogg (Red Light Winter, Twelfth Night) is stalwart as Paris, Bedi (Dance Nation, India Pale Ale) is an adorable Friar Laurence, and Lee Huynh (War Horse, A Clockwork Orange) is fine as Capulet, but NAATCO cofounder Mia Katigbak (Awake and Sing, A Delicate Balance) seems to be in an alternate version of the play, Gamo (The Great Leap, The Heart of Robin Hood) overdoes it as Mercutio and Potboy, and Zion Jang is too goofy as Benvolio, while poor Liu’s (You Will Get Sick, GIRLS) shtick grows repetitive by the second act as he alternates between Lady Capulet and Peter and screams in agony a lot.

The play completely loses its already tenuous focus when Peter inexplicably insists that the musicians play “Purple Rain,” which is more than just head-scratchingly bizarre but downright annoying. It’s as if Jung and Wills were so phenomenally successful with Wolf Play that nobody wanted to just tell them no, that the Prince song makes no sense in the context of this Romeo and Juliet. Unfortunately, it’s all too representative of what ends up being a lost opportunity, a would-be comedy of too many errors.

NEWSDAY LIVE WITH STAN NEWMAN: CELEBRATING 35 YEARS OF CREATING CROSSWORD PUZZLES

Who: Stan Newman, Joye Brown
What: Celebration of Newsday puzzle maven
Where: Newsday Studio 2, 6 Corporate Center Dr., Melville
When: Thursday, May 18, $10-$15, 7:00
Why: One of my favorite parts of being in trade book publishing some twenty-five years ago was when puzzle expert and former Wall Street bond analyst Stan Newman would come into my office with a bunch of trivia questions and brain games that were always fun but never easy. Winner of the first US Open Crossword Championship in 1982 and holder of the Guinness record for fastest completion of a New York Times Sunday crossword (134 seconds), Newman has written and/or edited more than a hundred books, including Cruciverbalism: A Crossword Fanatic’s Guide to Life in the Grid, Hard as a Rock Crosswords: Quite Hard Indeed, Stanley Newman’s Literary Crosswords: A Fine Romance, Movie Mania Crosswords, and Mind Stretchers: Crosswords, Word Searches, Logic Puzzles, and Surprises!

Stan Newman won $112,000 on The Challengers quiz show hosted by Dick Clark in 1990

Born in Brooklyn in 1952, Newman has been creating puzzles since 1983 and has been editing crosswords at Newsday since 1988, and he recently became Chief Brain Games Mastermind at Arkadium. Every Sunday in Newsday, in addition to the crossword, he contributes “Stan’s Brain Games,” featuring such tests of skill as “Betweeners,” “Common Sense,” “Two by Fours,” “National Treasure,” and my favorite, “Three at a Rhyme.”

On May 18 at 7:00, Newsday will celebrate Newman’s thirty-fifth anniversary at the paper with a special live conversation between him and associate editor Joye Brown, discussing his life and career and sharing puzzle-solving tips. All guests will receive an exclusive free puzzle book, and there will also be a meet-and-greet, a Q&A, giveaways, and more. Tickets are only ten to fifteen dollars, and a portion of the proceeds will benefit Newsday Charities. Good luck!