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THE MATCH GAME LIVE

Host Gene Rayburn and celebrities have fun with double entendres in THE MATCH GAME

Host Gene Rayburn and celebrities have fun with double entendres in MATCH GAME

COMEDY BELOW CANAL
92YTribeca
200 Hudson St. at Canal St.
Thursday, March 25, $12, 9:00
212-415-5500
www.92YTribeca.org

One of the most popular game shows of all time, MATCH GAME pitted two contestants against each other, having to guess how a half-dozen pseudocelebrities would fill in the blank of a sentence read by the host; for example: “The Irishman said, ‘I’ll never eat another mushroom. I just found out that leprechauns [blank] in the woods.’” The show experienced its heyday in the mid-1970s, when cerebral host Gene Rayburn built a wry, kinky, hysterical relationship with regular guests Brett Somers, Charles Nelson Reilly, and Richard Dawson, along with a changing roster of participants that included Bobby Van, Elaine Joyce, Avery Schreiber, Fannie Flagg, Jaye P. Morgan, Patti Deutsch, Nipsey Russell, Nancy Dussault, Bert Convy, Betty White, Scoey Mitchell, Joyce Bulifant, Jo Ann Pflug, and many others. Every once in a while somebody still tries to resurrect the show, but they can never find the magic of those fabulous 1970s/’80s episodes. Now 92YTribeca is giving it a shot, as part of their Comedy Below Canal series, staging its own version of MATCH GAME tonight, featuring a wacky cast of some of New York City’s strangest and funniest: Voice scribe Michael Musto, NY1 anchor Pat Kiernan, multidisciplinary artist Jessica Delfino, comedians Sara Schaefer and Judy Gold, and the always riotous Frank DeCaro, with musical comic Ben Lerman hosting. Expect some wild, crazy, and very rude antics.

RICHARD LEWIS

Richard Lewis will discuss misery, depression, and other happy topics at Comix this weekend

Richard Lewis will discuss misery, depression, and other happy topics at Comix this weekend

MISERY LOVES COMPANY
Comix
353 West 14th St.
Friday, March 26, and Saturday, March 27, $35, 8:00 & 10:30
212-524-2500
www.comixny.com
www.richardlewisonline.com

Since the 1970s, manic-depressive comedian Richard Lewis has been sharing his never-ending neuroses with the public via frantic stand-up sets that serve as crazy therapy sessions in which the Brooklyn-born madman leaves nothing out about his extremely complicated life. A recovering alcoholic, Lewis, sixty-two, who hysterically plays himself on Larry David’s CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, wrote about his addiction in the 2001 memoir THE OTHER GREAT DEPRESSION: HOW I’M OVERCOMING, ON A DAILY BASIS, AT LEAST A MILLION ADDICTIONS AND DYSFUNCTIONS AND FINDING A SPIRITUAL (SOMETIMES) LIFE, while his comedy can be found on such DVDs as CONCERTS FROM HELL and such CDs as LIVE FROM HELL, compiling his work from such appropriately titled specials as I’M EXHAUSTED, I’M IN PAIN, I’M DYING UP HERE, and MAGICAL MISERY TOUR. His current show, “Misery Loves Company,” will be pulling into Comix this weekend for four shows. Be prepared for Lewis to make you laugh on the outside while you’re cringing on the inside.

THE BIG APPLE ELEPHANT WALK



RINGLING BROS. AND BARNUM & BAILEY CIRCUS

Queens Midtown Tunnel
Monday, March 22, free, sometime after midnight
www.ringling.com
www.mta.info

The Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus is coming to town, led by the annual march of the elephants through the Midtown Tunnel and across 34th St. sometime after midnight on Monday. It’s a quick mini-parade featuring the Asian elephants, some horses, maybe a clown or two, and a few Shetland ponies. While the circus is celebrating the fifteenth anniversary of its Center for Elephant Conservation, the ASPCA has a different view of the treatment of the animals, claiming on its Web site, “To attend the elephant walk is to endorse Ringling’s ongoing mistreatment of these intelligent, sensitive, and endangered creatures. We urge compassionate people to avoid this event—as well as the circus itself, which subjects its animal performers to inhumane training methods and unnatural periods of confinement.” We have to admit that although we are not regular circus-goers, we almost always watch the elephant walk, primarily because it passes right by our building. If you do decide to go to the march, be prepared for big crowds and lots of animal rights protesters.

NEW YORK CITY ST. PATRICK’S DAY PARADE

St. Patrick’s Day Parade will be last one that is not cut short by Mayor Bloomberg (photo by twi-ny/mdr)

St. Patrick’s Day Parade will be last one that is not cut short by Mayor Bloomberg (photo by twi-ny/mdr)

Fifth Ave. from 44th to 86th Sts.
Wednesday, March 17, free, 11:00 am – 5:00 pm
www.saintpatricksdayparade.com

While there should be all sorts of pomp and circumstance for next year’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade, which will be celebrating its 250th anniversary, don’t sell this year’s party short. Hundreds of marching bands, pipers, step dancers, and police and fire departments from all over the city and the country will be descending on Midtown Manhattan for this annual rite of passage, so loathed by many New Yorkers for the drunken craziness and green puke that often comes with it. Well, with Police Commissioner Ray Kelly as this year’s grand marshal, the NYPD has promised to clamp down on public drinking, so hide those forties well. The parade will also be the last major one to be able to run all afternoon, through about 5:00, as Mayor Bloomberg’s shortening of parades begins next month.

Of course, New York City will be bustling with special St. Patrick’s Day events in addition to fife and drum bands making their way through Irish pubs across the city. The official After Parade Pub Crawl will begin at the Yard, Black 47 will be at B. B. King’s, the Chieftains are playing Town Hall, Rory Sullivan is at Googie’s Lounge, an 1855 St. Patrick’s Day Celebration will take place at the Merchant’s House Museum, and Sean Donnelly will host “Irish Eyes Are Laughing” at Comix with Patrice Oneal, Andrew Maxwell, and other comedians, among other green partying.

TIBET IN NEW YORK

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SECRET LIVES OF THE DALAI LAMA by Alexander Norman (Doubleday Religion, February 2010, $15)
www.broadway-books.crownpublishing.com

Those Brits do tell a ripping yarn! And what better subject than Tibet, the nation once mythologized as Shangri-La? Alexander Norman is a British scholar and writer at Oxford; the Dalai Lama is a world-renowned Nobel Peace Prize–winning, sometimes controversial Tibetan spiritual leader. And a temporal leader. And a monk. And . . . Well, what, exactly? Westerners are often awed by Tenzin Gyatso, the current incarnation of Chenrezig, the bodhisattva of compassion, and frequently mistake him for something like the Pope of Buddhism, or at least of Tibetan Buddhists. Not so, not so at all, and Norman explains the how and why in SECRET LIVES OF THE DALAI LAMA. Norman’s excellent book looks at the whole span of Tibetan history and culture through the prism of the Dalai Lama. Trying to explain exactly who and what the Dalai Lamas (all fourteen of them) are and have been to the Tibetan people and the world creates a tome that does not shy away from troubling aspects of the society and its history while still conveying the magic and wisdom of Tibetan culture. (In fact, the current Dalai Lama even contributes the foreword.)

The book sparkles with insightful flashes of history, art, monastic life, magic and folklore, politics, military history, foreign affairs—the Tibetan world as a whole, warts, jewels, and all. Face it: Any book that starts with a politically motivated murder in the Dalai Lama’s compound in 1997 and proceeds to a discussion of both the doctrine of dependent origination (emptiness, or shunyata) and the living embodiment of compassion could be either dry or sensationalist. But not this one; Norman is too expert a storyteller and so devoted to the tale that one can’t help but be swept along—surprised, touched, exhilarated, and, finally, awed.

tibet in harlem

Norman was supposed to come to New York City for several talks and book signings, but those events were unexpectedly canceled. But that doesn’t mean there’s not a whole bunch of other things to do in relation to Tibet and its spiritual leader. The Dalai Lama himself will be teaching May 20-23 at Radio City Music Hall, discussing Nagarjuna’s Commentary on Bodhicitta and Shantideva’s Guide to the Bodhisattva’s Way of Life (tickets on sale now, $100-$360) and also giving a public lecture on “Awakening the Heart of Selflessness” (tickets on sale March 18, $25-$40). From March 14 to 20, the Maysles Institute’s Tibet in Harlem 2: Origins series features screenings of Sherwood Hu’s PRINCE OF THE HIMALAYAS (March 14, followed by the opening-night reception), Duan Jinchuan’s 16 BARKOR SOUTH STREET (March 15), Dorje Tsering Chenaktsang’s TANTRIC YOGI and ANI LHACHAM (March 16), Padma Tseten’s THE SILENT HOLY STONES (March 17, followed by a Q&A with the director), Sonam’s MILAREPA (March 18), Tseten’s THE GRASSLAND and Rigdan Gyatso’s THE GIRL LHARI (March 19, followed by a panel discussion and reception with Tseten and Gyatso), and Tseten’s THE SEARCH (March 20, followed by a Q&A with Tseten and the closing-night reception). The Maysles Institute will also host a short film showcase on March 22 featuring works by Tibetan filmmakers from around the world, with a number of the directors and actors present for a postscreening Q&A.

Evan Brenner will perform one-man show THE BUDDHA PLAY at Village Zendo on March 19

Evan Brenner will perform one-man show THE BUDDHA PLAY at Village Zendo on March 19

On March 19 at Village Zendo, you can catch a special one-night-only performance of Evan Brenner’s one-man show, THE BUDDHA PLAY—THE LIFE OF BUDDHA, which uses original texts to examine the “Triumph & Tragedy in the Life of the Great Sage.” At Tibet House, “Modern Buddhist Visions: Paintings by Pema Namdol Thaye” continues through April 16, comprising mandalas, tangkas, sculptures, and 3-D artworks. And at the Rubin Museum,“Bardo: The Tibetan Art of the Afterlife” runs through September 6, along with other exhibitions and special programs.

ATOM EGOYAN

Canadian director Atom Egoyan will talk about his latest film, CHLOE, at the Apple Store in SoHo on March 14

Canadian director Atom Egoyan will talk about his latest film, CHLOE, at the Apple Store in SoHo on March 14

Apple Store, SoHo
103 Prince St.
Sunday, March 14, free, 5:00
212-226-3126
www.apple.com/retail/soho

Egyptian-born Canadian writer-director has made such well-regarded films as EXOTICA, THE SWEET HEREAFTER, and FELICIA’S JOURNEY, gaining a reputation as a daring independent auteur. He has earned Oscar nominations as Best Director and Best Adapted Screenplay for 1994’s THE SWEET HEREAFTER, four of his films have been up for the Palme d’Or at Cannes (ADORATION, WHERE THE TRUTH LIES, FELICIA’S JOURNEY, and EXOTICA), and he has been nominated for thirteen Canadian Genie Awards, winning five. His latest film, CHLOE, which has been featured at prestigious festivals in Toronto, San Sebastián, Vancouver, London, Greece, and Santa Barbara, opens in New York City on March 26. The romantic thriller, which is loosely based on Anne Fontaine’s 2003 film NATHALIE, stars Julianne Moore, Liam Neeson, and Amanda Seyfried. On March 14, the forty-nine-year-old director will be at the Apple Store in SoHo to talk about his latest work. Other upcoming events at the store include DIARY OF A WIMPY KID actor Zachary Gordon on March 14 at 3:00, BREAKING BAD creator Vince Gilligan on March 19 at 6:00, and ADC Young Guns creative director Greg Brunkalla on March 22 at 6:30.

IHOP NATIONAL PANCAKE DAY CELEBRATION

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International House of Pancakes
2294 Adam Clayton Powell Jr. Blvd., 73-01 Northern Blvd., and other locations
Tuesday, February 23, free, 7:00 am – 10:00 pm
www.ihoppancakeday.com

When we were kids, we always looked forward to those Sundays when our family headed over to IHOP for big breakfasts, for us usually consisting of the Young People’s Plate with boysenberry syrup. We hope you haven’t had breakfast yet this morning, because today is IHOP’s National Pancake Day Celebration. Starting at 7:00 am and continuing through 10:00 tonight, the International House of Pancakes will be serving free short stacks of buttermilk pancakes, one to a customer, all over the country. Yes, it might be free, but IHOP is asking that each person make a donation in return, benefiting local children’s hospitals through the Children’s Miracle Network as well as other local community charities. IHOP started National Pancake Day in 2006 and has raised $3.25 million so far, looking to reach the $5 million level today. They generally hold the event in conjunction with Fat Tuesday, but they’re a week late this year. In any case, cityfolk can get their flapjack fix in Harlem or Jackson Heights, while Jersey and Long Island residents have a lot more choices.