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NEW YORK COMEDY FESTIVAL

Nothing is off limits for Louis CK

Nothing is off limits for Louis CK

Multiple venues
November 3-8, free – $104.50
www.nycomedyfestival.com
New Yorkers can always use a laugh, especially around election time – you do know we’re voting for mayor on Tuesday, right? – so the New York Comedy Festival is always welcome. This year’s event features some great comedians, including Louis C.K., Bill Maher, Andrea Martin, Tracy Morgan, Ricky Gervais, and Bruce Springsteen, at such venues as Carolines on Broadway, Town Hall, the Beacon Theatre, and those hotbeds of comedy, Carnegie Hall, Lincoln Center, and Madison Square Garden. There are also special presentations at 92Y Tribeca, the Gotham Comedy Club, the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, and the Paley Center, which will celebrate the writers of LATE NIGHT with Jimmy Fallon and THE COLBERT REPORT. Perhaps the strangest show will be “Funny Business,” a night of comedy from four CEOs – what could possibly be funnier that that?

Tuesday, November 3        New York’s Funniest Stand-up – Finals, Carolines on Broadway, $20, 9:30

Wednesday, November 4      Blue Water Grill Comedy Show, hosted by Julian McCullough and featuring Marina F, Blue Water Grill, 7:30

Wednesday, November 4      Celebrity Autobiography, featuring such performers as Kristen Johnston, Carol Kane, Andrea Martin, Richard Kind, Carson Kressley, Alan Zweibel, and creators Eugene Pack and Dayle Reyfel, Carolines on Broadway, $38.25, 9:30

Bill Maher should find a sympathetic crowd at Lincoln Center

Bill Maher should find a sympathetic crowd at Lincoln Center

Wednesday, November 4          Hot Mess with Cipha Sounds, Carolines on Broadway, $27.35, 9:30

Wednesday, November 4          Comedy Central Presents, Gerald Lynch Theater at John Jay College

Wednesday, November 4    Myspace Secret Stand-up Show: Tom Green, Carolines on Broadway, 12 midnight

Wednesday, November 4    Stand-Up for Heroes: A Benefit for the Bob Woodruff Foundation, featuring Stephen Colbert, Louis C.K., Bruce Springsteen, and others, hosted by Brian Williams, Town Hall, $100-$500, 8:00

Wednesday, November 4    Your Favorite Band Sucks…at Comedy: A Night of Hilarious Musical Acts, featuring Adira Amram, God’s Pottery, Stuckey & Murray, Thin Skin Johnny, and Snakes, hosted by Anthony King & Scott Brown, UCB Theatre, $10, 8:00

Thursday, November 5    Dane Cook and Friends, Madison Square Garden, $39.50-$104.50, 7:00

The multibillion-dollar bailout is sure to come up during CEO David Moore's "Funny Business" show

The multibillion-dollar bailout is sure to come up during CEO David Moore's "Funny Business" show

Thursday, November 5    David Moore’s Funny Business Show, featuring CEOs Jon Tisch, Stephen Siegel, Stew Leonard, and David Moore, Carolines on Broadway, 7:30

Thursday, November 5    Jake Johannsen at Gotham Comedy Club, benefit for the MS Great 8 Foundation, featuring Jon Dore, $20-$95, VIP cocktail reception 7:00, showtime 8:30

Thursday, November 5    Mike Birbiglia: I’m in the Future Also, Town Hall, $30-$35, 8:00

Thursday, November 5    Ricky Gervais: Out of England II, Carnegie Hall, Stern Auditorium / Pereleman Stage, $42.50-$87.50, 8:00

Thursday, November 5    The Best Sketch in NY Showcase, featuring Curtis Gwinn & John Gemberling, Murderfist, and Pangea 3000, hosted by Donald Glover, UCB Theatre, $10, 8:00

Thursday, November 5     You Say Tomato, I Say Shut Up… A Love Story, with Annabelle Gurwitch and Jeff Kahn, 92Y Tribeca, $12, 8:00

Thursday, November 5    Artie Lange Live, Beacon Theatre, $39-$74, 7:30

Thursday, November 5
through
Sunday, November 8        Mario Cantone, Special Engagement, Carolines on Broadway, $46.50

Friday, November 6        Bill Burr: Let it Go, Town Hall, $30-$39.50, 8:00

Friday, November 6         Keeping It Fresh: Television Writing in the Internet Age, featuring Rory Albanese, Jim Downey, Al Jean, John Riggi, and Peter Tolan, moderated by Virginia Heffernan, the Paley Center, $25, 6:30

Friday, November 6        Myspace Secret Stand-up Show: Rob Schneider

Friday, November 6        Time Out New York Approved, featuring Tom Shillue, Morgan Murphy, Donald Glover, Marina Franklin, Snakes, Paul Downs, and special guests, hosted by Jane Borden, UCB Theatre, $10, 7:00

Tracy Morgan moves from Rockefeller Center to Carnegie Hall for comedy fest

Tracy Morgan moves from Rockefeller Center to Carnegie Hall for comedy fest

Friday, November 6        Tracy Morgan: Tracy Morgan’s Hard Knock Life, Carnegie Hall, Stern Auditorium / Pereleman Stage, $32.50-$59.50, 8:00

Friday, November 6        Afterbirth: Stories You Won’t Read in a Parenting Magazine, with Lew Schneider, Dana Gould, Andrea Martin, and Andrew McCarthy, hosted by Dani Klein Modisett, Carolines on Broadway, $22, 4:00

Saturday, November 7          The Mike Epps is Rottin’ in the Apple Comedy Show, Beacon Theatre, $39-$54, 8:00

Saturday, November 7      Writing for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: The Writers of NBC’s LATE NIGHT Discuss Their Process and Look Uncomfortable, the Paley Center, $25, 2:00

Saturday, November 7          The Truthiness Behind the Lines: An In-depth Look Behind the Scenes with the COLBERT REPORT Writers, moderated by Zachary Kanin, the Paley Center, $25, 5:00

Saturday, November 7    Patton Oswalt Live, Town Hall, $32.50-$35, 8:00

Saturday, November 7     Andy Samberg and Friends Live from Town Hall, $50-$60, 8:00

Sunday, November 8         An Evening with Bill Maher, Avery Fisher Hall at Lincoln Center, $45-$82, 7:00

Ricky Gervais will be setting up office in Carnegie Hall during New York Comedy Festival

Ricky Gervais will be setting up office in Carnegie Hall during New York Comedy Festival

Sunday, November 8         Louis CK: Special Engagement: One Night Only, Carolines on Broadway, $43.75, 10:00

Sunday, November 8         Urban Myth: Comedy Storytelling, featuring DC Benny, Vic Henley, Lynne Koplitz, Jay Oakerson, Toddy Lynn, and Colin Quinn, Gotham Comedy Club, $20 cover plus two-beverage minimum, 9:00

HALLOWEEN 2009

Coney Island is freakier than usual come Halloween

Coney Island is freakier than usual come Halloween

CREEPSHOW AT THE FREAKSHOW
Coney Island Sideshows by the Seashore
3006 West 12th St. at Surf Ave.
Admission: $8 adults, $5 kids under twelve
718-372-5159
http://www.coneyisland.com

Through Saturday, October 31   Adult-oriented spookhouse, including creepy tour of building, lots of freaks, and live entertainment as Scarry Rotter and Dummydorf battle the Dark Lord to save the quaint and quiet carny village of Coney Island from being turned into a theme park

HALLOWEEN IN THE PARKS
Multiple Locations
Admission: free
http://www.nycgovparks.org

Through Sunday, November 1 Halloween celebrations will be taking place in parks all over the city, with different events at each location, from haunted houses and pumpking carving and chucking to costume workshops and haunted tours, including Owl’s Head Park, Fort Greene Park, Marine Park, Inwood Hill Park, Fort Totten Park, Van Cortlandt Park, Morningside Park, Conference House Park, Flushing Meadows Corona Park, Riverside Park, Fort Greene Park, and others

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BLOOD MANOR
542 West 27th St. between Tenth & Eleventh Aves.
Tickets: $25-$30
877-340-3002
http://www.bloodmanor.com

Through Saturday, November 7   Haunted house features special guest Disgraceland

NIGHTMARE: VAMPIRES
SoHo Event Center
623 Broadway at Houston & Mercer Sts.
Tickets: $30-$60
212-929-2963
http://www.hauntedhousenyc.com

Through Saturday, November 7    Get right in the middle of a classic horror story set in the Museum of Vampyric Artifacts

SPIRITED EVENTS
Merchant’s House Museum
29 East Fourth St. between Lafayette St. and the Bowery
212-777-1089
http://www.merchantshouse.com

Thursday, October 29
and
Friday, October 30        Candlelight Ghost Tour, featuring re-created scenes relating true tales of “Manhattan’s Most Haunted House,” reservations required, $25, 6:00 – 10:00 pm

Saturday, October 31    Family Friendly Ghost Tours to Make Your Halloween a Scream, for children ages seven to twelve, $10, 12 noon – 5:00 pm

Saturday, October 31    Spine Tingling & True: Ghost Stories of the Merchant’s House Museum, with Anthony Bellov, $25, 7:00 & 9:00

HALLOWEEN IS HAPPENING
Trinity Church
Broadway at Wall St.
Admission: free
212-602-0800
http://www.trinitywallstreet.org

Friday, October 30    Family Fun, North Churchyard, 4:00 – 6:00

Friday, October 30     Haunted Hamilton Happy Hour, alcoholic and nonalcoholic drinks available, South Churchyard, 6:00 – 8:00 pm

Friday, October 30     Screening of THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (Rupert Julian), accompanied by Robert Ridgell on the pipe organ, contributions welcome, Trinity Church, 8:00

HISTORIC HALLOWEEN
Mount Vernon Hotel Museum and Garden
421 East 61st St.
Tickets: $5-$15
212-838-6878
http://www.mvhm.or

Friday, October 30    Candlelight tour with spooky stories told by Gerald Fierst, family tour 6:00, adults only 7:15

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THE PARTY SHOW: HALLOWEEN
Galapagos Art Space
16 Main St.
Tickets: $10-$15
718-222-8500
http://www.galapagosartspace.com

Friday, October 30    Trixie Little & the Evil Hate Monkey’s Party Show, with Albert Cadabra, Lil Miss Lixx, Mr. Gorgeous, and DJ Momo Taro, hosted by Miss Astric, 10:30

The Procession of Ghouls is an annual Halloween highlight at St. John the Divine

The Procession of Ghouls is an annual Halloween highlight at St. John the Divine

HALLOWEEN EXTRAVAGANZA
The Cathedral Church of St. John the Divine
1047 Amsterdam Ave. at 112th St.
212-316-7540
http://www.stjohndivine.org

Friday, October 30    Screening of NOSFERATU (F. W. Murnau, 1922), with live organ accompaniment by Timothy Brumfield, followed by procession of puppets, creatures, and special effects, $20, 7:00 & 10:00

Saturday, October 31    Crypt Crawls, $10-$12, 10:00 am – 4:00 pm

Saturday, October 31    Morning of the Gargoyles, $8 per child with accompanying adult, 10:00 am – 12 noon

CELEBRATE THE DAY OF THE DEAD!
Metropolitan Museum of Art Uris Center for Education
1000 Fifth Ave. at 82nd St.
Free with museum admission
212-650-2833
http://www.metmuseum.org

Saturday, October 31        Bilingual celebration for families, featuring gallery talks, live performances, films, and workshops, 11:00 am – 2:00 pm

HAUNTED HALLOWEEN
World Financial Center Winter Garden
225 Vesey St.
Admission: free
212-945-2600
http://www.artsworldfinancialcenter.com

Saturday, October 31    Trick or treating at special spooky stations in the World Financial Center, 12 noon – 3:00 pm

HALLOWEEN KIDS KARNIVAL
Hudson River Park
Pier 46 at Charles St.
Admission: free (some activities cost $2)
212-627-2020
http://www.hudsonriverpark.org

Saturday, October 31    Spooktacular children’s activities, the Striking Viking Story Pirates, and more, 12 noon – 6:00 pm

EL DIA DE LOS MUERTOS/DAY OF THE DEAD
National Museum of the American Indian, Smithsonian Institution
George Gustav Heye Center
Alexander Hamilton U.S. Custom House
1 Bowling Green
Admission: free
212-514-3737
http://www.nmai.si.edu

Saturday, October 31        Performances, storytelling, and workshops honoring the memory of the departed, featuring Danza Mexica Cetiliztli Nauhcampa, Elvira, Hortensia Colorado, Tlisza Jaurique , Marcus Xilliox, hands-on workshops, and the Dedication of the Altar, 1:00 – 5:00

Halloween at the American Museum of Natural History is always good for a scare

Halloween at the American Museum of Natural History is always good for a scare

HALLOWEEN CELEBRATION
American Museum of Natural History
Central Park West & 79th St.
Admission: $10
212-769-5200
http://www.amnh.org

Saturday, October 31     Fourteenth annual spooktacular celebration featuring arts and crafts, cartoon characters, origami workshop, pumpkin carving, and live performances; come in costume and go trick-or-treating through the exhibits, 2:00 – 5:00

HALLOWEEN HAUNTED HOUSE
Queens Farm Museum
73-50 Little Neck Parkway
Admission: $4 (hayrides additional $2)
718-347-3243
http://www.queensfarm.org

Saturday, October 31    Haunted house, hayrides, apple and pumpkin treats, mulled cider, and more, 4:00 – 7:00

BAM street festival has become a Brooklyn Halloween tradition

BAM street festival has become a Brooklyn Halloween tradition

BAMboo! BAM UNDER THE SEA
Brooklyn Academy of Music
30 Lafayette Ave. between Ashland Pl. & St. Felix St.
Admission: free
718-636-4100
http://www.bam.org

Saturday, October 31    Eighth annual street festival featuring free trick-or-treat bags, a haunted garden, children’s costume contest, and carnival performances, 4:00 – 7:00 pm

VILLAGE HALLOWEEN COSTUME BALL
Theater for the New City
155 First Ave. at Tenth St.
Outdoor entertainment: free, 5:00 to 8:00 pm
Indoor tickets: $20, 8:00 pm to 1:00 am
212-254-1109
http://www.theaterforthenewcity.net

Saturday, October 31    Thirty-third annual event featuring free outdoor party from 5:00 to 8:00, with stilt walkers, jugglers, fire-eaters, vaudeville and burlesque entertainment, and the Red and Black Masque medieval ritual show, followed by ticketed indoor party featuring the Witches’ Cauldron grand buffet, Monsters and Miracles Costume Parade and contest at 11:30, and live music from the Great Paprika Band and the Hot Lavendar Swing Band

VILLAGE HALLOWEEN PARADE
Sixth Ave. from Spring to 22nd Sts.
Marchers meet at 6:30, parade starts at 7:00
Admission: free
http://halloween-nyc.com

Saturday, October 31     Thirty-sixth annual parade, featuring more than fifty bands, dance groups, and more

The Misfits are back at B.B.'s for annual Halloween ritual

The Misfits are back at B.B.'s for annual Halloween ritual

HALLOWEEN WITH THE MISFITS
B.B. King Blues Club & Grill
237 West 42nd St. between Seventh & Eighth Aves.
Tickets: $26.50-$30
212-997-4144
http://www.bbkingblues.com

Saturday, October 31    Jerry Only, Dez, and Robo celebrate Halloween, with Stigma and the Zombie Mafia, 8:00

WITCHES MASQUERADE BALL
The Delancey
168 Delancey SDt.
Tickets: $25-$30
212-254-9920
http://charmedbystarr.com

Saturday, October 31        A Night for All Vamps, Pagans, Witches, Druids, Goths, Faerie Folk, Magickal Fold, Indigos, and Urbanites, featuring live music, theater, dance, and DJs, with costume contest, psychics, Gothic bellydancing class, the Lifting of the Veils, a midnight Samhain ritual, a raffle, and more, with proceeds benefiting the Make a Wish Foundation and the NYC Pagan Council, 8:00

HALLOWEEN MASQUERADE BALL
Grand Ballroom, downtown location
Tickets: $20-$2,500
917-721-1760
http://www.toshifilm.com

Saturday, October 31       Annual crazy party at a location to be announced to ticket holders, 9:00 pm – 3:00 am

SCARED SILLY!
Prospect Park
718-965-8999
http://www.prospectpark.org

Saturday, October 31        Annual Halloween Haunted Walk and Carnival, featuring monsters on Lookout Hill, carnival on the Nethermead, live music, hayrides, games, candy, and more, suggested donation $1, 12 noon – 3:00

Saturday, October 31
and
Sunday, November 1       Haunted Carousel ($1.50), 12 noon – 5:00

HALLOWEEN AT GREEN-WOOD
Green-Wood Cemetery Landmark Gothic Archway, Brooklyn
Fifth Ave. at 25th St. entrance
Tickets: $10-$20
718-768-7300
http://www.green-wood.com

Saturday, October 31
and
Sunday, November 1       Two Historic Fund Tours, with tales of murder, mayhem, spirits, and ghosts, 1:00

THE IRONIC CURTAIN: CZECH CINEMA SINCE THE VELVET REVOLUTION

Director Petr Zelenka will participate in a Q&A following a screening of his new film, THE KARAMAZOVS

Director Petr Zelenka will participate in a Q&A following a screening of his new film, THE KARAMAZOVS

THE IRONIC CURTAIN: CZECH CINEMA SINCE THE VELVET REVOLUTION
Walter Reade Theater
65th Street between Broadway & Amsterdam Ave.
Tickets: $11; series pass $45 for any five films
212-875-5600
http://www.filmlinc.com

Friday, October 23
through
Thursday, October 29          Upon the twentieth anniversary of the Velvet Revolution, more than a dozen films made in the Czech Republic since 1989, along with some seminal Czech classics, will be featured in this intriguing series, including works by Jan Švankmajer, Miloš Forman, Jan Němec, Vĕra Chytilová, Jan Svěrák, Alice Nellis, and Jan Hřebejk; several screenings will be introduced by members of the Czech cinema community and participants in specific films

Seminal Czech New Wave film screens at Lincoln Center

Hanu Brejchovou stars in Miloš Forman's seminal Czech New Wave film

LOVES OF A BLONDE (LÁSKY JEDNÉ PLAVOVLÁSKY) (Miloš Forman, 1965)
Wednesday, October 28, 8:40 pm
Released a few years before the Summer of Love and Prague Spring, Miloš Forman’s LOVES OF A BLONDE is a very funny romantic black comedy that also has a lot to say about women’s burgeoning sexual freedom. The delightful Hanu Brejchovou stars as Andula, a young factory worker whose sexual liberation is ahead of its time in an old-fashioned small town. When a trainload of military reservists arrives, most of the single women do their best to attract the uniformed men at a big party, but Andula is more interested in pianist Milda (Vladimíra Pucholta). In a scene for the ages, three men try to pick up Andula and her two friends, with hysterical results. Later, when Andula visits Milda in Prague, she meets the piano player’s parents (Milada Jezková and Josef Sebánek), who are a droll riot. A Czech New Wave classic that evokes Godard and Truffaut, LOVES OF A BLONDE, which was nominated for an Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film, caused a sensation when it played the New York Film Festival and introduced Forman (ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO’S NEST, AMADEUS) to the world. Notably, assistant director and cowriter Ivan Passer, who also worked with Forman on THE FIREMEN’S BALL, defected to America following Prague Spring and went on to make such films as BORN TO WIN and CUTTER’S WAY.

EULOGY FOR A VAMPIRE MOVIE

Gay vampire movie is dead on arrival

Gay vampire movie is dead on arrival

EULOGY FOR A VAMPIRE (Patrick McGuinn, 2009)
Quad Cinema
34 West 13th St. between Fifth & Sixth Aves.
October 23-29
212-255-8800
www.eulogyforavampire.com
www.quadcinema.com
In case you were wondering whether the current spate of vampire-related books, music, television, and movies has jumped the shark yet, along comes EULOGY FOR A VAMPIRE, a lame gay-softcore horror flick that lacks any kind of a bite. An amateurish mix of DARK SHADOWS and late-night scinemax, EULOGY is set in an isolated monastery filled with snarky brothers who all fall for a hot, mysterious stranger with a past hidden even from himself. While the brothers of the Order of the Pathetic – um, we mean the Order of the Pathicus – want to sink their teeth into Sebastian, Father Anthony is worried that the truth of what happened twenty-five years ago will rise from the grave.

We kept waiting for moments of camp and kitsch to show up, but it looks like the cast and crew were serious about this film, which was produced and directed by Patrick McGuinn (SUN KISSED, SUROH: ALIEN HITCHHIKER) and written by André Salas (LATIN BOYS GO TO HELL). And yes, Father Anthony does indeed say “pish posh” at one point.

YONDER MOUNTAIN STRING BAND / RAILROAD EARTH

Yonder Mountain String Band will fiddle about at the Nokia with Railroad Earth

Yonder Mountain String Band will fiddle about at the Nokia with Railroad Earth

YONDER MOUNTAIN STRING BAND / RAILROAD EARTH

Nokia Theatre
1515 Broadway at West 44th St.
Tickets: $27.75
800-745-3000
www.nokiatheatrenyc.com
www.myspace.com/yondermountainstringband
www.railroadearth.com
Times Square’s Nokia Theatre is setting for a highly anticipated dream bill of music for fans of “jammy bluegrass,” or “bluegrass-tinged improvisational rock,” or maybe “highly danceable string band music played with acoustic instruments,” or . . . well . . . Suffice to say that the evening’s lineup falls somewhere within the bluegrass/rock/danceable-jam-band sphere, without strictly adhering to any precise, limiting guidelines. The headliner, Colorado-based foursome the Yonder Mountain String Band — Adam Aijala on guitar, Dave Johnston on banjo, Jeff Austin on mandolin, and Ben Kaufmann on bass — are entering their second decade on the heels of THE SHOW (Frog Pad, September 2009), a new album showcasing the band’s strengths in a studio setting, actually a rarity for an ensemble best known as a live act. (In addition, Elvis Costello veteran Pete Thomas adds drums six of the thirteen tracks on the new album.) YMSB has released five official CDs of live material thus far, equaling their studio output, and gained a devoted national following of fans who would be quick to tell you that the music is best witnessed live onstage. For certain there is a bluegrass heart throbbing underneath the band’s music, but it is important — almost redundant — to stress that YMSB stretches boundaries, not so much flitting about genre-wise, but rather easing various influences into their overall groove.

While the Osborne Brothers, say, remain an influence, knowing fans might hear some western swing or cajun in the mix, or even a Talking Heads or Minutemen cover. Again, it must be stressed that YMSB achieves this without a smug, winking virtuosity that can inflict some genre-bending ensembles; instead, the music follows an inclusive, germane flow. Even the term “progressive bluegrass” can infer a bookish approach to the sound. Yonder Mountain are more about working up a sweat, and playing by their own rules.

Railroad Earth will open for Yonder Mountain String Band at the Nokia (photo by twi-ny/mdr)

Railroad Earth will open for Yonder Mountain String Band at the Nokia (photo by twi-ny/mdr)

The jam-band label has similarly vexed New Jersey’s Railroad Earth, a sextet who bring percussion to the acoustic mix and share a bluegrass-derived sensibility with their Yonder Mountain brethren, even as they, too, incorporate influences from Celtic to folk into their engaging repertoire. Over time RRE has mastered the science of being able to stretch out and improvise, without getting over-noodly or self-indulgent, two whammies that turn folks off of the jam-band scene — often folks who live for melodic, well-written music by artists such as the Band or Neil Young. Railroad Earth sounds like themselves yet draw from a similar pedigree. Railroad Earth will be performing a seventy-five-minute set of their music prior to Yonder Mountain taking the stage. Opening this dream-bill evening will be Danny Barnes, former leader of Austin favorite the Bad Livers, and a man who knows a thing or two about twisting bluegrass in intriguing directions.

SPA WEEK

Wrap yourself in relaxation during Spa Week at Beauty Jewel Spa or any of more than 200 other participating spas and salons

Wrap yourself in relaxation during Spa Week at Beauty Jewel Spa or any of more than 200 other participating spas and salons

Multiple locations
October 12-18
Treatments: $50
Reservations required
212-352-8098
http://www.spaweek.com

Spa Week is back to help prepare you for the colder weather with nearly 200 spas and salons offering special treatments for only fifty bucks, with locations in all five boroughs as well as Westchester and Long Island. Among the myriad choices are Blue Agave Enzyme Facial at Euphoria, Scalp, Neck and Shoulder Massage at Clarins, Brazilian or Eyebrow and Lip Wax with Pass to the Water Lounge at Great Jones, Neptune Slimming Twist Half Body Wrap at Antoinette Boudoir, Carboxy Therapy for Cellulite and Fat at A Wellpath, Deep Pore Cleansing Facial with Microdermabrasion at Randee Elaine, Stone Crop Body Scrub at Spa H, Caviar Facial at Bon-Bon, Back Detox Mud Treatment at Joseph Christopher, Hot Lava Shell Massage at Chill Wellness, Chocolate Truffle Body Massage or Microdermabrasion at DeNovo European, Honey and Almond or Pomegranate Body Scrub at Feline Day, Acupuncture Choice of Tension Tamer, Immune Booster, Pain Relief or Energy Balance at Oriens Healing Sanctuary, and many, many more. Relax and enjoy!

THALIA FILM SUNDAYS: DEPARTURES

Japanese Oscar winner takes unusual look at death

Japanese Oscar winner takes unusual look at death

DEPARTURES (Yojiro Takita, 2008)
Symphony Space, Leonard Nimoy Thalia
2537 Broadway at 95th St.
Sunday, October 11, $11, 8:45
212-864-5400
http://www.symphonyspace.org
http://departures-themovie.com

After the orchestra in which he plays cello is dissolved, Daigo Kobayashi (Masahiro Motoki) and his wife, Mika (Ryoko Hirosue) leave Tokyo and head back to his hometown in Yamagata. Seeing a classified ad in the local paper listing a job in “departures,” Daigo schedules an interview, thinking it is a travel agent position. But as it turns out, the boss, Sasaki (Tsutomu Yamazaki), claims it was a typo — it should have read “the departed” — and immediately hires Daigo as his assistant encoffinor. Daigo quickly learns that he and Sasaki attend to the newly dead, picking them up for funeral directors and then preparing the bodies, in front of grieving friends and family, for the coffins and cremation through an elaborate, detailed ceremony. Daigo takes the job out of financial desperation — Sasaki throws money at him to come on board — but doesn’t tell anyone, including Mika, what he is doing, since people who work in businesses involving corpses are shunned in Japan, considered dirty. But as Daigo grows to appreciate the importance of what Sasaki does, everything he has built threatens to fall apart when his secret starts getting out.

Masahiro Motoki and Yojiro Takita screened DEPARTURES at Tribeca (photo by twi-ny/mdr)

Masahiro Motoki and Yojiro Takita screened DEPARTURES at Tribeca (photo by twi-ny/mdr)

Winner of the 2008 Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film (As well as ten Japan Academy Prizes), DEPARTURES is a moving portrait of life and death, told beautifully by director Yojiro Takita (WHENT THE LAST SWORD IS DRAWN, ONMYOJI) and screenwriter Kundo Koyama. Motoki, who had the original idea for the film, gives a wonderfully subtle performance as a Daigo, while Yamazaki is a riot as the stern boss with a sly sense of humor. Despite an embarrassingly unnecessary montage scene and sappy music by Joe Hisaishi (who’s never met an emotion he couldn’t overexploit), DEPARTURES is a moving portrait of a man searching for his place in the world — and meeting personal and professional obstacles when he thinks he might have found it.