
Old Captain Kirk (William Shatner) battles it out with young Captain Kirk (Chris Pine) in Epix documentary THE CAPTAINS
Intrepid Sea, Air & Space Museum
Pier 86, 12th Ave. & 46th St.
Saturday, July 30, free, gates at 7:30, film at 8:45
www.intrepidmuseum.org
www.epixhd.com
As far as we’re concerned, there is only one Star Trek captain, and his name is James T. Kirk, played by the ever-lovable William Shatner. Sure, we have a soft spot for the inimitable Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart) of Star Trek: The Next Generation, and we also got a kick out of Captain Kathryn Janeway (Kate Mulgrew) of Star Trek: Voyager. We never got quite as involved with Captain Benjamin Sisko (Avery Brooks) of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine or Captain Jonathan Archer (Scott Bakula) of Star Trek: Enterprise. In the Epix HD original documentary The Captains, writer-director-producer Shatner goes in search of all the other starship captains — each of the aforementioned leaders, in addition to Chris Pine, who played the young Kirk in J. J. Abrams’s recent Star Trek big-screen reboot — and he’ll do whatever it takes to get them to talk about their part in the continuing adventures of the Starship Enterprise and beyond. The film will be screening for free on Saturday night, July 30, on board the Intrepid, where Shatner will be on hand to introduce the movie and give out prizes. The first one thousand people to show up in costume — the Intrepid strongly advises against bringing anything that even resembles a weapon — will receive a commemorative Captains poster. The best costumes will vie for T-shirts and the opportunity to take a photo with Shatner. Epix is in the midst of Shatnerpalooza, offering online HD screenings of the first six Star Trek films in addition to such other stellar Shatner fare as The Intruder, Big Bad Mama, Pioneer Woman, Broken Angel, The Outer Limits, Disaster on the Coastliner, and William Shatner’s Gonzo Ballet. (What, no Kingdom of the Spiders or the Esperanto classic Incubus?)


One of the best sports films ever made, Slap Shot is a riotously bloody look at minor-league hockey. Paul Newman — who declared this one of his favorite pictures — stars as Reggie Dunlop, an aging loser serving as player-coach of the Charlestown Chiefs. When the general manager (Strother Martin) tells him that the team is being shut down at the end of the season, Dunlop decides to send it off with a bang. Lying to his team that if the Chiefs fill the seats and start winning they will move to Florida, he incorporates a different style of play into their game, led by the brutal, vicious, and utterly hilarious Hanson brothers (real-life brothers Jeff and Steve Carlson and their Johnstown Jets teammate Dave Hanson), who never met an opponent they wouldn’t punch, trip, slash, spear, or slam face-first into the boards well after the whistle. Even Dunlop gets in on the fun, throwing his share of right hands. The only player not participating in the hijinks is Ned Braden (Michael Ontkean), who believes in sportsmanship and a more gentlemanly game of skill and beauty, not exactly what men like Ogie Oglethorpe (minor-league player Ned Dowd, whose sister, Nancy, wrote the book that the movie is based on, inspired by the real-life antics of the Johnstown Jets) have in mind. You don’t have to be a hockey fan to love Slap Shot, which is really, when it comes right down to it, just a little film about the trials and tribulations of everyday life. Slap Shot is screening July 29 & 31 as part of the Museum of the Moving Image’s tribute to Paul Newman, which continues July 30 with Torn Curtain (Alfred Hitchcock, 1966), July 30-31 with Hombre (Martin Ritt, 1967), and August 6-7 with Nobody’s Fool (Robert Benton, 1994) and Twilight (Robert Benton, 1998).


