Yearly Archives: 2011

LATE-NIGHT FAVORITES: THE HOLY MOUNTAIN

The beautiful weirdness never ends in Jodorowsky cult classic THE HOLY MOUNTAIN

THE HOLY MOUNTAIN (Alejandro Jodorowsky, 1973)
IFC Center
323 Sixth Ave. at West Third St.
Saturday, December 24, and Sunday, December 25, $13, 12 midnight
December 30-31, January 1, $13, 12 midnight
212-924-7771
www.ifccenter.com

While churches around the city are filling up for midnight mass on Christmas Eve, you can have a completely different kind of religious experience at the IFC Center, one of New York’s cinematic temples. Inspired by Rene Daumal’s Mount Analogue: A Novel of Symbolically Authentic Non-Euclidean Adventures in Mountain Climbing, Alejandro Jodorowsky’s The Holy Mountain also involves symbolically non-Euclidean adventures in mountain climbing, funneled through Carlos Castaneda, Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey, and magic mushrooms and LSD galore. What passes for narrative follows a Jesus look-alike thief (Horacio Salinas) and an alchemist with a thing for female nudity (Jodorowsky) on the path to enlightenment; along the way they encounter the mysterious Tarot, stigmata, stoning, eyeballs, frogs, flies, cold-blooded murder, naked young boys, chakra points, life-size plaster casts, Nazi dancers, sex, violence, blood, gambling, turning human waste into gold, death and rebirth, and the search for the secret of immortality via representatives of the planets, each with their own extremely bizarre story to tell. Jodorowsky, who is credited with having invented the midnight movie with the acid Western El Topo (1970), literally shatters religious iconography in a kaleidoscopic whirlwind of jaw-droppingly gorgeous and often inexplicable imagery composed from a surreal color palette, set to a score by free jazz trumpeter Don Cherry and Archies keyboardist Ron Frangipane. (Frangipane also worked with John Lennon and Yoko Ono, who produced this film with their business manager, Allen Klein.) The Holy Mountain — which brings a whole new insight to Matthew Barney’s Cremaster Cycle — is filled with psychedelic mysticism centered around the human search for transcendence in a wilderness of the sacred and profane. Jodorowsky’s work can move you deeply, but don’t expect it to make much sense. Sit back and let in pour in and over you — you’ll feel it. You may hate it, but you’ll feel it. Although you’ll definitely hate the very end. The film is also screening on Christmas night and New Year’s weekend at the IFC Center, offering one helluva way to welcome in 2012.

THE CHOSEN ONES

Rich Vos will celebrate Hanukkah and Christmas Eve with the Chosen Ones at Carolines on Broadway

Carolines on Broadway
1626 Broadway between 49th & 50th Sts.
Saturday, December 24, $27.25, 8:00
212-757-4100
www.carolines.com

Jews know how to tell a joke, and they sure know how to laugh, perhaps the best way to deal with centuries and centuries of, well, you know the story. So instead of wallowing in self-pity (not that there’s anything wrong with that), they regularly double over in both laughter and digestive distress (from Aunt Sadie’s noodle kugel and Uncle Irving’s stale jokes). There should be plenty of rolling on the floor on Christmas Eve when the Chosen Ones complete their short run at Carolines on Broadway, still celebrating the Festival of Lights with a Hanukkah show featuring comedians Bonnie McFarlane, Myq Kaplan, Adam Newman, and Harrison Greenbaum, hosted by Rich (Mr. Bonnie McFarlane) Vos.

SUNSHINE AT MIDNIGHT: ELF

Buddy the Elf (Will Ferrell) tries to find his way in New York City in holiday comedy

ELF (Jon Favreau, 2003)
Landmark Sunshine Cinema
143 East Houston St. between First & Second Aves.
Friday, December 23, and Saturday, December 24, 12 midnight
212-330-8182
www.landmarktheatres.com
www.elfmovie.com

Will Ferrell is a hoot in this somewhat overrated Christmas movie that starts out with such promise before descending into sappy melodrama and seasonal cliché hell. Ferrell stars as Buddy the elf, a human orphan who crawls inside Santa’s bag one Xmas Eve and grows up to become an unusually big worker in the North Pole. When he finally realizes he’s different from everyone around him, he sets out to New York City to find his birth father, who turns out to be a tough, ruthless publisher (James Caan) who neglects his family. It’s hard not to laugh nearly every time you see the gleam in Ferrell’s eye, the curls in his hair, or the hysterical outfit he’s wearing as he makes his way through Gimbels (Macy’s), the Rockefeller Center ice skating rink, the Empire State Building, Central Park, and other local landmarks. Teaming Ed (Lou Grant) Asner and Bob (Bob Hartley) Newhart, who used to be on CBS back to back on Saturday nights, is a nice touch. And the scene with Peter Dinklage as a mega-successful but rather diminutive children’s book writer is awesome, even if the movie has no idea how kids’ books are really made. It’s too bad this sharp-edged comedy had to turn all warm and fuzzy in the end, but it might not matter quite so much at these midnight holiday screenings.

THE MOUNTAIN GOATS: HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS


John Danielle of the Mountain Goats wishes Jenn Wasner of Wye Oak (and her cats) a merry little Christmas in this live solo performance for A.V. Club in Chicago. The Mountain Goats will be in New York City this spring, participating in “The Music of the Rolling Stones: Hot Rocks 1964-1971” at Carnegie Hall on March 13 and the Ecstatic Music Festival with Anonymous 4 at Merkin Concert Hall on March 24. You can find Wye Oak’s A.V. Club cover of Brenda Lee’s “Christmas Will Be Just Another Day” here.

KLEZ FOR KIDZ FAMILY CONCERT

The Museum at Eldridge Street will host Klez for Kidz family concert on Christmas Day (photo by Rachel Rabhan)

Museum at Eldridge Street
12 Eldridge St. between Canal & Division Sts.
Sunday, December 25, adults $12, children under twelve $6, 1:00
Admission: free
212-219-0302
www.eldridgestreet.org

Continuing its 125th anniversary, the Museum at Eldridge Street will present a special Klez for Kidz family concert on Christmas Day featuring Klezmerfest! Led by clarinetist Greg Wall, the New York City-based band, part of the Simcha All-Stars, brings back the sounds of the old country, playing festive Eastern European and Yiddish dance music, including freylachs, bulgars, doynas, and chassidls. The afternoon will conclude with the audience participating in a musical shtetl wedding. As always when you’re at the historic Lower East Side institution, be sure to marvel at the recently restored building, which last year added a new stained-glass window by Kiki Smith and Deborah Gans. And there will also be hot chocolate, cider, and eggnog available all day long.

ON A CLEAR DAY YOU CAN SEE FOREVER

Jessie Mueller and Harry Connick, Jr., star in Broadway reincarnation of ON A CLEAR DAY

St. James Theatre
246 West 44th St. between Broadway & Eighth Aves.
Tickets: $35 – $162
www.onacleardaybroadway.com

Falling firmly into the “What in the world were they thinking?” category, Michael Mayer’s reincarnation of the middling 1965 Burton Lane and Alan Jay Lerner Broadway musical On a Clear Day You Can See Forever is a convoluted mess, one that clearly should not have been brought back to life. Previously nominated for a Tony for his performance in The Pajama Game, Harry Connick, Jr. is all stiff shoulders as Dr. Mark Bruckner, a psychiatrist detailing a bizarre case at a 1974 industry convention. Bruckner addresses the audience directly, describing his unorthodox treatment of a young, gay florist, David Gamble (a rather limp David Turner), who came to him requesting hypnosis to help him stop smoking. But while the subject is under, Dr. Bruckner, who has not gotten over the death of his wife several years before, falls in love with 1940s chanteuse Melinda Wells (the dazzling Jessie Mueller), whom he believes to be David’s previous incarnation. As the doctor romances Melinda, David begins to wonder if Bruckner is falling in love with him, Dr. Bruckner’s colleagues at the institute, including Dr. Sharone Stein (Kerry O’Malley), who believes she is the right one for him, start thinking he might be going off the deep end, and the audience is left to consider just how this “revival” made it back to Broadway for another life. With a book by Peter Parnell adapted from the original, which starred Tony nominees John Cullum and Barbara Harris and featured Harris playing Daisy Gamble and an eighteenth-century Melinda Wells, this new version is more confusing than ever, adding songs from the 1970 Vincente Minnelli film that paired Yves Montand and Barbra Streisand as well as from Lane and Lerner’s 1951 MGM musical, Royal Wedding, performed by Mueller in the 1940s scenes. While Mueller is a standout belting away at such numbers as “Open Your Eyes” and “Too Late Now,” the rest of the production falls flat, with uninspired choreography by Joann M. Hunter, silly optical designs by Christine Jones, and a plot that can’t decide whether it’s serious or camp. This is one Clear Day that is overcast and gray.

SAKS FIFTH AVENUE: THE SNOWFLAKE & THE BUBBLE SPECTACULAR

Saks Fifth Avenue
611 Fifth Ave. at 49th St.
212-753-4000
www.saksfifthavenue.com

Once again inspired by the 2009 picture book Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Flake, in which writer Mike Reiss and illustrator Roger Chouinard tell the story of a snowflake discovering the Saks Fifth Avenue holiday window display, Saks is presenting its sixth annual 3-D musical projection on the iconic store’s Fifth Ave. facade. “The Snowflake & the Bubble Spectacular” begins with a gear countdown, then turns windows into doors that creak open to reveal falling snowflakes and pipes that emit bubbles that explode, set to a newly commissioned soundtrack. The window displays themselves are based on the book Who Makes the Snow?, Naresh Ramchandani and Ilyanna Kerr’s children’s book about little Holly, Yottoy the Yeti, and Saks, with elements from the story accompanied by fashion creations from Alexander McQueen, Nina Ricci, Proenza Schouler, Stella McCartney, Haider Ackermann, Naeem Khan, Rag & Bone, Olivier Theyskens, Marchesa, and Erdem.